1. Q. Why were there holes in Taylor's mirror?
A. Taylor tried to shoot himself.
2. Q.What's blond, has six legs and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night?
A.Hanson.
3. Q. What did Taylor name his pet Zebra?
A. Spot.
4. Q. You're riding on the same plane as Taylor and its going to London. How do you steal the window seat from him?
A. Tell him that the only seats going to London are the middle ones.