Hanson Jokes

Before I go on with the jokes, I would like to say that most of these jokes are dumb blonde jokes. Since Taylor seems to be the ditziest of the three his name has replaced the dumb blonde.

1. Q. Why were there holes in Taylor's mirror?
A. Taylor tried to shoot himself.

2. Q.What's blond, has six legs and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night?
A.Hanson.

3. Q. What did Taylor name his pet Zebra?
A. Spot.

4. Q. You're riding on the same plane as Taylor and its going to London. How do you steal the window seat from him?
A. Tell him that the only seats going to London are the middle ones.

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