-Zac, I stole Shamu just for you!
-I've taken my shoes off, I've gotten on the floor... Now what do you want me to do?
-Quite frankly, my dear, I don't think its weird at all!
-Yo, Tay! Beef stew me!
-Strip, Hanson, Strip!
-You mine, Zac! I won you at E-bay!
-I've got Johnny locked in my basement!
-XYZ! Isaac are you afraid of heights?
-Taylor, you left your pants at my house last night.
-Don't fight, guys! You can share me!
-Isaac, your Beavis and Butthead imitations turn me on!
-How does the Mashed Potato go?
-Send me an autograph:
Your Name
The Old Treehouse
Tulsa, Oklahoma 55555
-I'm fainting! Catch me, Ike!
-I saw you naked! I saw you naked! Oh, wait. That was a dream
-For the back of all your signs: Haha! I'm closer.
-The World has run out of Dr. Pepper!
-Won't you be my neighbor?
-Hey, aren't you the guy dating Mandy Moore?
-Sing that 'Misery' song!
-Your my baby's daddy!
-Zac, do you know what 'Save a Tree, Eat a beaver' really means? Perv.
-Studies show that 82 percent of Hanson lyrics don't make sense.
-Tay, I'm allergic to guys in tight pants... take 'em off!