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The Lamentations of a "Busty Lawn Gnome"

The Lamentations Of A
"Busty Lawn Gnome"

Ahh, the woes of being a busty lawn gnome. You do not know the power of insanity until you have been labeled as a busty lawn gnome. Not only does it mess with your mind, you begin to wonder if that is truly what people envision you as...it's frightening.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought the traditional lawn gnome (of my limited knowlege of them) wasn't all that busty. Hell, I thought all of them were male, but I could be wrong.
Like I said, what do I know about lawn gnomes?



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For more lawn gnome stuff, even though it's pretty much just a
lawn gnome hate page ::sniffs::
go to Sean's Lawn Gnomes Hate Page.