I adopted this penguin, even though they scare me, in order to preserve the legacy of the great Invisible Penguins. I know, I know, penguins aren't invisible. Don't ask. Simply nod your head and smile. "Invisible penguins, you say? Hmm. Yes, okay." I just thought this penguin was too cute to pass up, and not only that, but there are multitudes of wonderful animations pertaining to penguins that I knew I could use to make a spiffy page. Funny wonder. I even found a sinister one. Notice that I chose not to use it.
Carpe Aptenodytes!
(Seize the Penguins!)
