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All About The Dork Behind This Crappy Page

Think we look alike???
Christi
THE DORK!
I'm in 10th grade and I'm immature...=)
And NO I'm not getting mystical on you...It's just some new graphics I found..and you will find the link at the front of this crappy page. =)

okay so I am gonna revamp this part of my "site" AGAIN! Yes..I know..I'm gonna keep all the fundamentals...weird word..but anyway, add more stuff to it..and maybe take stuff FROM it...darn it! =) I'm stealing from myself. =) Okay..so Yeah..just look around!!=) * * * All right! Well, I'm toad~ally revamping *weird word..=)* my whole info bout me...it's really boring so really, don't feel obligated to reading it. =) You can if you want to! I really dont mind...I think itz fun to read ppl's info, personally. =) If I scare you, don't worry, I scare myself. And everyone else..so you're not alone..=)

I am 15 years old and act like I'm 5 =D *WELL, I AM ACTUALLY 16 NOW! As of December 4, I turned 16! And I still act like I'm 5! lol WHOOHOO!!*

I don't have my permit yet *sad but true...=(* *And I STILL have to get my permit! Lol*

I have a MAJOR ORANGE obsession..=) Ask anyone that knows me!!

When I do get my driver's license, I fear for the people in their houses =D

I'm a nerd *who'da thunk???*

I like learning new vocabulary, learning, reading, writing, and drawing*I'm a nerdy nerd, which is worse than just a plain nerd*. Doesn't mean I'm good, but I do it anyway. =)

I love exercising *working on losing 20 lbs.*

I hate red meat *mooooooooooooooooo*. I'm practically a veggetarian b/c I hardly eat meat..=)

I have a Mountain Dew fetish

I don't eat junk food *Mountain Dew doesn't count! =D*

I like burping and talking bout things mainly guys like to talk bout *aka, farting, bowel movements (Zac and I will get along quite well=), anything gross. Lol.*

I like making people laugh. =) I like being stupid and weird and making a fool outta myself. Really, yelling "I HAVE TO URINATE!!" loudly enough for the whole theater to hear you is defined as acting like an idiot. Lol. =) I am usually the one to laugh at me...but I can always seem to make ppl laugh. I think it's the only thing I'm actually good at =)

I wish all MEN GROUPS *SOMEONE FINALLY AGREES W/ ME!!!!!!!! Zac and I need to form a thing..don't ask..it's an inside joke=)* would go skydiving--without the parachute =D

I hope Britney Spears lands on her face someday with her dancing..she's already had a camera fall on her head..why not fall off stage???

I have a confession: I like "Genie In A Bottle". One of the brain farts in my life. =)

I have another confession: I like Michael Jackson's older music. Another brain fart in my life. =)

My favorite food are strawberries. Told you I was fruity =)

Believe it or not, I'm really quiet at school. =) Surprise surprise!

I somehow maintain a 4.0 in school...one of life's greatest mysteries. =)

I hate geometry. I want to take that subject and just rip it to pieces and drown it!!!!

I have a record for writing the most pages in a letter: 72 pages...think I need a life yet?

I hate popularity..it ruins people

When someone dies in a movie, I laugh =) Specially if the person's name is Leonardo DiCaprio and the movie is Titanic

My favorite author is Dean Koontz and I love Stephan King...maybe that's why my dreams are so freaky and strange...

I love Carson Daly and I think he's hot...but, what girl doesn't??

I am a Christian and I love my Lord and Savior very very much.

I have 3 sibs...a bro, 13 *loves Hanson by the way...=) awesome huh?*, another bro, 14, and a sister, 20 *loves hanson..awesome huh??*

All the pets I've ever had *and have* are nerds

I say "dude" "nerd" and "Hanson" a lot. =)

I like singing...in the privacy of my bedroom where no other life in this world can hear me..=)

*Another thing that proves I'm a nerd* I hate missing school

I have been to a Hanson concert....

The date was July 18, 1998

The place was Red Rocks in Denver, Colorado *Sorry, I had to put them on 3 diff lines..don't ask me why...I'm just a nerd=)* If you went, I have 2 very ugly pictures of me scanned from that day and you can see if you saw me there. All you have to do is click on this pretty little link and you can see for yourself, just how ugly I am...

My brain gets smart but my head gets dumb..=) Ask Smashmouth..=)

I have written over 100 poems

One of my animals *I disowned him long ago..he's my moms=)* is a poodle named Murphy..he is a homosexual, rotting butt dog..=) Ask anyone =)

My mom tells her life story in 60 seconds or less..whether you want her to or not =). I'm gonna get her a shirt that says "Help! I'm talking and I can't shut up!!" UPDATE: I found that shirt in Maine and I bought it for her! Told you I would!!

I don't know how to work a coffee bean grider machine at the grocery store..I proved this to myself. =)

I HATE pink and I told my mom if I have a little girl, she better not give me anything pink because she's not gonna wear it. =)

If an alien has abducted you and is telling you to find ways to talk to me, you can do so by merely clicking on this wonderful nutty little link! And, really, your butt will thank you for it. =D
If any of you really care, I have poems and a story. So if you want to, you can check them out. =) I love writing and if you really like one, I would love the feedback! If you hate one, hey, keep it to yourself b/c I know they suck. =D

*Bands I like/Bands I DON'T like
~Sheck out some music I like. Kapeesh? Kapeesh =)

*My *Retarded* Thoughts On TTA~Hanson's Latest Album
~Wanna know what Stupid Christi thinks? Sure ya do..=)

I have a place where you can go see some ugly pictures of me. I have some pics of the day of the HANSON concert. So, if anyone that went to the Red Rocks concert can see if the saw me there. Just go to My Briefcase and you can see some pics of me!! They are ugly so I'm just preparing you now. =) Thanks!

GO HOME STEVE!!!!!!!!!!