UNDENIABLY THE WHITLAMS

I just remembered a boy I used to know
He lived up the road at 162
Lots of rings and funny clothes
He wasn't one to worry about what other people thought
Peter Collard where are you now?
You used to walk past my house every day
Your head half-shaved from the operation
The doctor said nobody would notice
Do you remember?
Throwin' plums on your neighbour's lawn
Then runnin' away when we saw their car comin'
On Rocky Knob you taught me how
To smoke cigarettes
All these little memories
I still haven't forgotten
Peter Collard where are you now?
You used to walk past my house every day
You know I'd still have those penny bungers
You gave me
But the police took them away
A touch of madness a touch of sadness
A touch of madness
You bought flowers for a girl
And every week you would bring her new ones
No response would you get from her
You weren't to know she was allergic to them
Peter Collard where are you now?
You used to walk past my house everyday
There's a drawing of you at my parent's house
I'll have to look for it someday
2.MET MY MATCH
Met my match she was five foot one
Face goes red bouncing up and down
Takes her pleasure eyes wide open
Big green eyes looking through me
Met my match she was pretty as a garden
Gap-toothed as bright as a button
So tiny curled up warm in bed
Big green eyes looking through me
I met my match
And she's coming 'round to me and all my funny ways
I'm never friendly on the phone
It pays to remember that the boy she had before me
Well he couldn't have been perfect or she'd be with him still
I met my match pretty as a garden
Met my match bright as a button
I met my match
Light the candles I'm coming over
I met my match five foot one her face goes red bouncing up and down
Close the curtains I'm coming over
I met my match…
3.FOLLOWING MY OWN TRACKS
It's getting harder to decide
on which way I should go
Should I let myself down fast?
I don't think I wanna know
It's over-said but understated just how hard it can be
Hey I think I've seen this road before
and it's so hard to believe
I'd be back this way again after I told myself to leave
You never said that it was gonna be easy
But I didn't know just how hard it would be
I go 'round and 'round
I'm lost and found
I'm never happy in the middle I've gotta be up or down
Just when I think that I've found level ground
I turn around and destroy all of the life I've found
Well self-destruction's kinda dumb
but if you do it well
You can find heaven if you can handle hell
It's all part of understanding just how strange life can be
Living a lie becomes so easy but now
I just want to be free
I feel inside out never thought I'd doubt my ability to work it all out
Going forward to fall back
working hard to relax
I never thought that I would be following my own tracks
It's going 'round…
It's going 'round…
It's going 'round
4.1995
My sweet thing is pretending
Does a fine line in deception
What night did she fall
Or does it mean more
To know what I did the night before
There's nothing I can do
No way that I can hurt myself
My sweet thing reveals nothing
Does a fine line in deception
My sweet thing is pretending
Caught her on the phone last night
There's nothing I can do
No way that I can hurt myself
There's nothing I can say
And I'll be going out tonight
It's 1995
You can talk to beggars to feel alright
You got a hundred dollar bill to spend tonight
Her husband's in Florida looking for life
While a drunk Australian's in bed with his wife
You're allergic to cats, you better crash out
Here's an American sleeping pill in your mouth
5.END OF YOUR WORLD
The light from the street it comes
Filtering through your room
Just another night just another dream you're putting yourself into
And outside the streets are bare without a care as if no-one
Dares to make a sound
I said well ain't that the way
That you like it
Well I know with all the plans we had it was gonna be hard to succeed
But harder than any of that is sitting here watching you bleed
You're on a plane to the end of your world
You're going down down down
It's one hell of a way to go out
Yeah and all around it's comin' down
You feel the winter it's setting in
Well the leaves they now fill the gutters
The trees just branches in the wind
And into an empty room my eyes they're open wide
to try to find something that was inside
to take the place of what was left behind
You're on a plane to the end of your world
You're going down down down
It's one hell of a way to go out
Well you know it's so quiet here
It's like a country town
Where all the drama's gone
it's left far behind and now there's only piece of mind
You never thought it was a crime
To be so sad and lonely
But now you're down down down
It's one hell of a way to go out
Out with a bang
6.PASS THE FLAGON
Look at the moon above our heads
Oh the night is old but it's not dead
Let's talk of things that we used to do
'Cause the future looks too bleak
My body's floatin' up in the stars
The alcohol seems to cleanse the scars
As another bottle hits the ground
I feel as empty as it sounds
So pass the flagon down the line
It don't taste bad for such cheap wine
And now the only thing left to forget
Is that picture of her
Well I awake and everything's bright
Oh my eyes they can't adjust
To the morning light
My body's achin' with the cold
I feel about a hundred years old
So I stagger down to the D.S.S.
To try to get myself a counter cheque
But an hour in line's an hour of wasted time
And I want to break their necks
You see my wife she couldn't stand the pain
Left one morning on the evening train
And now the only thing left to forget
Is that picture of her
You see my dad was one too you know
He couldn't forget
I don't feel proud following his footsteps
Although the backs of his feet
Are just a memory
>From sometime long ago
Getting' back to the park again
Johnny borrowed some money off a friend
And we washed down the morning with
Some port and curled up in the shade
You see my job was boring
So I got the sack
Spent the next twelve years on my back
And the mortgages came and
Sucked my house down the drain
Now those four winds they blow
All around me
You see my wife
She couldn't stand the smell
Left me here to rot in hell
And now the only thing left to forget
Is that picture of her
7.I MAKE HAMBURGERS
My first customer was Megan
She came in for a hamburger with the lot - no meat
"Hey that's a salad roll" I said and we started going out
My second customer was Susan
she came in for Diet Pepsi morning tea
Each day and I said "You don't need to be on a diet.
Do you wanna come out tonight?"
I said "I'll bring Gringo he's got a lot of money
And he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view.
He'll buy us all those beers they give it to you in bottles
They put lemon in the top it don't taste too bad I'm telling you"
My third customer was Maria she came in for hot chips and sauce
"More sauce" she said. I said "now you're talking"
and she took me home to meet her mother
My fourth customer was Sandy she came in for nothing I could see except me
So it was I too, was eating a hamburger of sorts within an hour
I make hamburgers I get all the girls
and I take 'em out to dinner and I give 'em all a whirl
and If they work I keep 'em If they don't I keep 'em too
But I teach 'em all how to be dirty girls like you
8.YOU'LL FIND A WAY
No doubt you're crying three suburbs away
Life goes on me I'm walking around the block
You said we never should have bothered
But I looked into your heavy eyes & I said "No"
You'll find a way to be happy again my love
You'll find a way to be happy again my old love
You can't say they were bad times
Remember you laughing yourself off the bed?
Ain't sex funny something to be done
Occasionally with someone you don't hate
You'll find a way to be happy again my love
You'll find a way to be happy again my old love
We had a fine time dancing with the fairies
But time has left me so reserved again my love
Time has left me so reserved again my old love
You'll find a way to be happy again my love
You'll find a way to be happy again my old love
9.DON'T LOVE TOO LONG
Don't love too long, I loved too long
And fell out of fashion like an old song
Over the years our thoughts were the same
Then in a minute she changed
And you remember you saw me there
I was feeling so lucky sinking in my chair
Don't love too long I loved too long
And fell out of fashion like an old song
10.YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY NAME
I've been watchin' you
For so long now
You know I feel just
A little ashamed
You know I follow you
Wherever you go
Hoping one day
Things might change
Maybe someday you will notice me
And this won't be just a game
You know I've seen every show
You've ever done
You don't even know my name
You don't even know my name
Maybe Monday hopefully someday
Yeah all my luck will change
'Til then I'll just follow you
Wherever you go
You don't even know my name
You don't even know my name
11.SHINING
I can see it shinin'
It's coming for me comin' out of the night
Everything is hummin' it's scarin' me now
It ain't feelin' right
Think I might just hide a while wait for the night to return
Dark and cold and lonely
Is how I feel and it feels nice
Don't want any company it just wouldn't feel right
I used to be so happy I could smile
And everything seemed to work out
Now my eyes are starting to close down
I can see you again in my dreams
You're starring my lost and lonely friend
We used to have such good times
Why did you leave before our time was through?
Everything looks pretty we're far from the city
And I'm holding you in my arms
You feel so alive and so do I
Isn't it a pity that soon I'll wake and soon I'll cry
I can't stop reminiscing about what is missing in my life
I'm scared of everything
I got nothing to hold onto
if I believed in God then maybe I could give myself up too
But I'm not too sure about the after-life
So I'm just gonna go on dreamin' of you
12.I GET HIGH
I get high when trouble arises
Something in me surrenders and falls
Say my goodbyes when trouble arises
I smell trouble I look to the door
I used to think I'd been down for so long
Then I get back my health it don't seem right
Some of us are just born to be wrong
And you and me Stevie
We were wrong from the start
When I get worried
I'm usually worried about Tim
Maybe too much maybe the lack of him
I call up all my friends and say
Why don't you help me
I need a reason to get out of bed
Why don't you remind me?
I got home and I look in the mirror
Puff out my cheeks - I'm still the man
I get home and look through my pockets
Where's all the money gone?
Numbers and no faces no names in my head
Numbers and no faces no names in my head
I'll say goodnight to me goodnight to me
Goodnight tockley...
13.HOLLOW LOG
Inside a hollow log a rabbit makes its home
It burrows deep inside it's sheltered from the storm
And when the rain has stopped
The rabbit gets the urge to hop
And hops and hops and hops and hops
He loves the city lights the circus and the sound
He loves the buildings and the holes in the ground
He plays and bounces 'round until he sees
the moon go down
then back home again he hops
Oh hollow log hollow log
He loves his hollow log
Living on his own
No hot water and no telephone
Now two years later he has a family
He and his pretty wife a sprout of thirty three
They're all gathered 'round
Listening to the sound
Of the rain falling on their...
Hollow log hollow log
They love their hollow log
Living in harmony
Ma and pa and - 1 2 3 4 5 6 - thirty three
14.IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN
I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
As my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For every individ'le
In trouble or in pain
In my head I'd be thinkin'
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had a brain
Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I'd never thunk before
Then I'd sit, and think some more
Oh I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I'd never thunk before
Then I'd sit, and think some more
I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
And perhaps I'd deserve you
And be even worthy of you
If I only had a brain
Ohh.....
15.I'M STILL FAITHFULL
Tired, drunk
But I'm still faithful
She said "No, no way
Not with you"
Yeah I'm still faithful
I'm still faithful
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