| NAME | Scott Carlson Little |
| AGE | 16 |
| PLAYS | drums, and full orchestra |
| FAVORITE BANDS | Op Ivy, Less Than Jake, Dropkick Murphys, Green Day, Goldfinger, Rancid |
| FIND HIM | Clear Lake, since he is a loser and lives way the hell out there. Idiot. |
| FAVORITE ANIMAL | Mudskipper |
| GREATEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY | creance, pertaining to falconry |
| FAVORITE SEX POSITION | The 'Curving Knot' |
| THING TO DO | "Ride my mountain bike without a helmet, workout, be a testosterone doner, eat food to stay alive, ride my mountain bike without a helmet, peel out in my car, jack it up and put subs in it, ride my mountain bike without a helmet." |
| FAVORITE FOOD | Ramen Noodles |
| THING HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT | Women. Lots and lots of women. |
| AOL SCREEN NAME | vo9561 |
| BOXERS / BRIEFS | "Is this one of those gay e-mail surveys? Anyway, why do you want to know?" |
| ASTRONOMICAL SIGN | Cancer |
| EVER KISSED A GIRL | I would have to reply with a "yes." I have kissed a girl, I am a girl. Shit....thats a Bush quote. | REASON FOR LIVING | "Save humanity from themselves. Avoid self-annihilation. Mainly from facists. And discrimination." |
| INSPIRATION TO PLAY MUSIC | "The many pairs of female breasts I hope to encounter while beating on my drums. And something about the love of punk music, but is that really important?" |
| FAVORITE PRO WRESTLER | "I don't like wrestling, you bastard. But if I had to pick, 'The Rapist'. His name might be 'Therapist' though." |
| POSITION ON WORLD PEACE | "I'm pro-peace." |
| IS THE BILL OF RIGHTS A GOOD THING? | "hmmm......... yes." |
| NUCLEAR POWER? | "As long as I can use my toaster, I'm pro-nuclear power." |
| SCOTT'S FAVORITE INTERNET SITE | slashdot.org |