| NAME | Matthew Alan Kessler |
| AGE | 17 |
| PLAYS | guitar, some back up vocals, and loads of hot lovin' |
| FAVORITE BANDS | Get Up Kids, Goldfinger, Less Than Jake,The Impossibles, Green Day, Ataris, Jimmy Eat World, SR71 (not the trendy song) Midtown, Foo Fighters, Actionslacks, Newfound Glory, Dillinger 4, Face to Face, Reggie and the Full Effect, Millencolin, MxPx, NOFX, Suicide Machines, Mad Caddies, Me First and the Gimme Gimme's, No Use For A Name, Saves The Day, Sum 41, Blink 182, Anti-Flag, AFI, probably six thousand other bands too. |
| FIND HIM | school, staring religiously at his computer screen, driving around aimlessly in god forsaken Mason City |
| FAVORITE ANIMAL | ring-tailed lemur |
| GREATEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY | sagacious \suh-GAY-shus\, adjective: Of keen penetration and judgment; discerning and judicious; knowing; far-sighted; shrewd; sage; wise; as, a sagacious man; a sagacious remark. |
| FAVORITE SEX POSITION | "I figure, whatever works, works." |
| FAVORITE THING TO DO | Play music, and have Chinese Water Torture done to his body. |
| FAVORITE FOOD | Ramen Noodles |
| THING HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT | AOL Instant Messanger |
| AOL SCREEN NAME | Mmmmmk16 |
| BOXERS / BRIEFS | "Actually I usually just wear gym shorts, they are a thousand times more comfortable." |
| ASTRONOMICAL SIGN | "Taurus... the bull... hell yeah" |
| EVER KISSED A GIRL | "One time a girl kissed me and I broke out in hives, and got recurring crabs. So i try to avoid girls. Girls are the devil." | REASON FOR LIVING | "The feeling I get after I play a song, and hearing the crowd go crazy, because they felt something from what I just did. That is why I live. And Shufa." |
| INSPIRATION TO PLAY MUSIC | "My whole life, I've fucked up everything, except music. It'll never change on it's own, instead, it will change as I change." |
| FAVORITE PRO WRESTLER | Wrestling blows |
| POSITION ON WORLD PEACE | Yay peace. |
| IS THE BILL OF RIGHTS A GOOD THING? | "Why am I answering this question?" |
| NUCLEAR POWER? | "How else am I supposed to charge up my 12 cell phones, run my fax machine, and tele-conference all at once?" |
| MATT'S FAVORITE INTERNET SITE | The Kraft Interactive Kitchen (let's make something good...) |