Your friends have started calling you by one of the Orgy-boy's names (Paige, in my case)
You have a teddy bear named after some one from orgy (Paige in my case again)
Your Paige-teddy bear loves your friend's teddy bear named Jay
Your Paige bear is sad when he doesn't go with you to your friend's house so he can visit jay
Your paige teddy bear gets mad when Amir, another bear tries to get with jay
You have 5 fish named after orgy
Your orgy-fish actually somewhat resemble orgy
You have an entire wall in your room reserved for orgy pictures
If there is a pen in your hand, you are compelled to write orgy on random things
You were very sad when your Jay and Amir fish died
You spelled out "Orgy" in pretzels, in the byte police font and regualr
When you are writing/typing, various words such as 'original' 'order' and 'only' turn into 'orgy'
The words 'Amir' and 'Mirror' are the same to you
You nearly went blind reading the thankyous in Candyass
You have notebooks full of nothing but Orgy slash
You rewind the part on your orgy concert video tape to watch jay pull paige's hair over and over and over again
You freak out when you see Ryan's name at the beginning of 'the forsaken'
You freak out even more when you actually see him in the movie
You watch the credits for Ryan's name, even though you already know he's in the movie
The last thing you see every night before you sleep is the 'orgy-wall'
You have to go into the closet or bathroom to change because you think the orgy pictures are watching you
Your trying to look like paige
You are devistated to find out that your hot topic doesn't carry replicant anymore
You actually saved a sugar cube that a friend wrote 'orgy' on
You wrote 'orgy' into a rose petal and saved that too
You painted on of those (edible, cracker) goldfish silver and think of it as a rememberance to your jay-fish
When your in LA you look up all the members of orgy in the phonebook
You also looked up Crazygirls, orgy's hangout
You tore those pages out and saved them
Later you felt stupid for looking up 'Derakh' and 'Haley' instead of 'Davidson' and 'Armstrong'
Somehow, the word 'page' always transforms int 'paige'
You tried to figure out how to spell 'orgy' in numbers on a calculator
You and your friend celebrated Jay's birthday by watching the forsaken
You wanted to drink iced tea and eat chicken (jay's favorite) on jay's birthday
On your computer, the desktop themes are 'Jay' 'Paige' 'Amir' 'Ryan' 'Bobby' and 'Orgy'
You have really discussed Orgy-hunting (aka stalking) with people you keep in touch with on the internet (lol, remember sammi? and if she ever gets here, cause i lost contact, dizzy too)
You get all excited to see that the haunted mansion at Disneyland is done up as the nightmae before christmas, paige's favorite
You desperatly want jay to make a move on paige
You are overcome with joy when yu hear orgy on the radio
You write 'orgy' on your fingernails
You panic when you think that the VCR may be eating your 'orgy on cribs' tape
Your dad metion that you look like some one in orgy
You parents know quite a bit about orgy
Sometimes you find yourself wondering what any given member of orgy is doing at that specific time
You spend hours on end surfing the internet for pictures you've never seen
You have 2 huge websites dedicated to Orgy
At one point, (i shut 1 down and homestead did in the other) you have 4 sites dedicated to orgy going at once
At one point, (not anymore, were haveing friend-problems) you and your friends had an 'orgy-group' in which each of you had a designated band member's name that you refered to eachother as
Your orgy-group vowed to search for the perfect bobby (we never found one)
Your 'orgy-group' actually had a roady (roady bob)
In the sims, you have the 'orgy family'
In the sims you are married to Paige
In the sims, you were torn between getting with Paige and Having Paige get with jay
In the sims, you took the easy way out and created multiple paiges and jays
Sometimes you have bizarre dreams in which orgy is somehow involved
You are listening to Orgy right now
You spent all your money on orgy stuff
You made your mom promise to take you to an orgy concert
You remind your mom about that concert every time you see her
You actually wasting your time writing this list
You sacrafice your life to make your orgy site pretty
You have to shut down your home page to make more time for your orgy pages
You fried you brain trying toy think of a name for your site
You download music from cirtain bands just because some one in orgy said they liked that band
Who would have know you would grow to love them almost as much as orgy.. (im talking abou the cure here. and deadsy, new order and duran duran)
You watched 'dont look back' several time to see if you could spot Bobby and his brother.
You are terrified that Bobby wants to leave orgy now that he's is haveing another kid
People who dont even know you know you like orgy
You take slash waaay too seriously
You compare everything to orgy.. ie: one of the guys from the cure is 1 day older than jay
You probably know more than you should about orgy's personal lives
You have stopped doing homework so you can work on your orgy site