The Real "Fucking Faggot."
Warning: Consists of Bad Language


“Fucking faggot.” What other unification of words can so vagrantly describe someone who deeply cares about their country. According to “Anonymous”, a girl is a “fucking faggot” or a “fucking prick” for not agreeing with former President W. Bush’s actions. A man who hides under an alias such as “Anonymous” is the one to talk about being a “fucking faggot” or a “fucking prick.” This lurker of the shadows has obviously mistaken such a beautiful human being of being a “fucking faggot” or a “fucking prick.” Please view these graphs and you will understand the un-likelihood of Shannon Gardiner being the profound words stated above.

We will start with her Coolness. As you can see her Coolness well exceeds over the average person and towers over the Coolness of people such as Brent Dugwyler. Does this show any resemblance to a “fucking faggot” or a “fucking prick”, “anonymous?” I didn’t think so.


Here’s a factor that can stand alone and defeat “anonymous’” theory on “fucking faggots” and “fucking pricks.” Look closely and you will see that Shannon Gardiner’s beauty has transcended at a fast rate throughout the years. If you notice, Shannon’s good-looks have gone off the scale entering about the 130’s (which is hotter than Britney Spears, she being 105) in 2001. Imagine her numbers right now. Scientists have estimated it to be around 160.

Before labeling her as a “fucking faggot” or a “fucking prick” again, I hope you take these graphs into consideration. Freedom of speech is allowed in this country and expressing your thoughts is not illegal. So “anonymous” please consider this graph into consideration and see who the real “fucking faggot” or “fucking prick” is. Thank you for your time.


After taking a nation wide survey on the “The Likelihood of Being the Next ‘Fucking Faggot’ of America,” America has elected you “anonymous”, of being the Next “Fucking Faggot” of America. Congratulations. Keep in mind that Shannon Gardiner had no votes for her. Keep up the good work “Fucking Faggot.”