Crash

Need to bum a home-made expertly rolled cigarette? Want someone to sneak into your room and steal all your candy? What about a German porn star or a Mexican pimp? Go no further, my friends, 'cause this here is the man to suit all of your needs..

National Geographic's "Afghan girl" appears in Tucson...

Dance, Dance Revolution!

"Boy Meets Sheet"

Crash offers you his protection..

Bigfoot ain't got nothin' on this..

Crash's newest alter-ego, Virginia Capri..

Eduardo

Eduardo is the much appreciated Mexican that shows up at Pimp & Ho parties.

"Get me some fockin' Diet Dr. Pepper, bitches!"

His two top hoes..

"What, bitch?!"

Eduardo's guns..

The Original.. Gunther!
Ladies, ladies, get in line.. You can't be first, but you can be next!!

Hmm.. something's missing..

plus brings us..

Oh, it's so glorious!