This is the story of a boy named David.  He lived in a wonderful 
little town called Happyville. One day something teribble 
happened.While david was in the happy room he tripped and broke 
both ankles.  He couldn't walk for 7 months!  His sister, Lisa, 
had to take care of him. Lisa decided to sue Happyville because 
obviously their happy room wasn't safe.  So she took the case 
to court.  Of course she won and her brother got better in only 
2 months!  They became the rulers of Happyville and made it so 
happy that no one could ever get hurt again.

The moral of the story is: If you run a bad production run fast so 
you can't get sued. That's really good advice.