Grandma bought me a shrunken head
it scared me a little bit
so I shoved it beneath my bed
and it was a perfect fit
Then I saw my little toy elf
and I put my shrunken head
up on the shelf
And then I wasn't scared no more
when it just stared at me
so I buried it on the shore
of the sandy sandy sea
By Andy Delaney
05/27/07
Poetry By Andy
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