transcribed by Emily
Carson: Seth Green is here everybody, say hello. I know it's gotta be weird for you, you know, you come in here and the screams of the girls outside
Seth: You know what it is carson, being away from you is weird for me cus I just want to be closer.
Carson: I know, it's the monitor
C: I know, it's like a prison thing.
S: It's like the electronic age is between us and I don't know what to do about it.
C: When you go out on the street (Seth laughs here) and stuff like that like when you go out and talk to these kids or whoever your around, what do they most attach to you, is it the Buffy show, is it the movie rolls.
S: Uhh, it's themselves, they've all got like really sticky tape parts they wrap up you now, it's intense. No, it's not life, this isn't real life man, their standing outside, their all woo-woo, they might be on camera, and uh, for half a second we're all Ricky Martin, so it's good.
C: I'm glad you mentioned that Ricky Martin stuff, umm, we just played a small audio sample from our next video. Let's play it one more time and see if you can get it, go ahead and play it down Joe…you recognize those horns Seth?
S: Sounds like a Corey Feldman record.
C: No, it's not. Take a guess. What do you think it is?
S: It's probably Livin La Vida Loco. That's my guess.
C: It is La Vida Loco, very nice. We were gonna take a phone call but you got the answer.
S: Damn, I'm sorry.
C: Is Tiffany still on the phone? Tiffany? Seth Green just stole your answer.
S: and I'm taking the t-shirt!
T: My god that's mean.
S: No no, I'm kidding, you can have it.
T: uh common, seriously?
S: Yeah, seriously.
T: You are so nice.
S: Thanks.
T: Carson, do me a favor.
C: What's with all the favors, Tiff?
T: If you could sign my t-shirt you'd make me the happiest girl on the easy coast.
C: All right, I will. How's that?
T: Ok, thank you so much.
C: Okay sure.
S: You’re so giving man.
C: I've gotta go to a video now. See you later Tiffany… They all call and it's like we know each other.
S: Carson, you've gotta come by for macaroni.
C: I know, that's exactly what they say.
S: My mom misses you, Why don't you come by anymore?
C: Believe me, it's scarier then that…The answer is Ricky Martin, Livin La Vida Loca, Seth Green was right, we'll chat with him in a minute, right now enjoy this lovely music video....
C: …Seth Green, hanging out, talking about life, um, now you play Mick in this movie that comes out on Friday, Idle Hands, now explain this whole being umm undead.
S: Well, my best friend kills me and I spend the rest of the movie as a Zombie. It's very upsetting.
C: You've got that down pat.
S: Oh Yeah
C: Yeah, umm, very good, we're going to see you in action right now, then we're going to talk about something cool, right after this clip…first take a look at Seth Green in Idle Hands right now. First take a look at Seth Green in idle hands right now.....
C: Of course the little tramp has to be dressed as a devil of all things.
S: Of course.
C: Umm, now you might have known, that wasn't the Ramones singing in the background, it was the band The Offspring who's in the movie doing Sedated and they also do another song, yeah, and Dexter's on the phone, Dexter, you there?
D: Hey, how you doing man?
S: I'm good man, how are you?
D: Good
S: What's up?
D: Who am I talking to right now?
S: Uhh, Carson and Seth.
D: Hi Carson
C: What's up man, how's it going?
D: It's going good
C: Thanks, listen, we wanted to get you on the phone because we were just taking a look at Seth's movie, but I wanna go back because you and Seth almost worked together, he was almost the original fly guy, before Guy Cowan.
D: Yeah, we actually asked Seth if he wanted to do the video.
C: And what happened, Seth?
S: I was doing 4 jobs at one time.
C: That's a problem.
S: Yeah, it was a problem, but I ran into them, and you know they know I dig em…the most, and they're real cool…by the way Dexter' I saw the scene where you’re, I don't want to tell anybody, but it looked good.
D: Oh cool.
C: And it's a difficult scene at that.
S: Very
C: Can't give it away…The soundtrack is rad, I don't know how much you had to with it, but the song beheaded is on there, what album is that from, it was a long time ago wasn't it?
D: Yeah, that was on our first album, it fit with the movie so we put it in.
C: How did you like hanging out on the set and acting, is it something you want to do more of?
D: Yeah man, totally, I like tried out for Beverly Hills Ninja, but I didn't get it.
S: You got robbed man.
C: dude, after this movie comes out on Friday, agents will be calling you like crazy
..Carson and Dexter talk about the soundtrack, I was getting tired, no sethage so I left it out….
S: It's a bunch of subversive punk stuff.
C: Okay man, bye.
They all say good-bye and that's about it.
