"Broomhilda" answers the raven haired stripper as she slides down the pole.

"What do ya say we get it on right here... right now?" asks the man?

"You see this ring?" replys Broomhilda.

"Does it matter?"

"I guess not," Broomhilda says as she crawls over and starts to kiss the man.

Just then the doors of the Boob Bungalow fly open and a short man with glasses and a pocket protector runs in screaming hysterically.

"How could you Broomhilda?" he screams.

"Sorry Luis... he was here first"

"But we're married!" crys Luis. "Your my wife!"

"Oh shut up," says Broomhilda. "I've been cheating on you for years and you know it."

"Not right in front of me!... not right in front of me." sobs Luis and falls to his knees. Broomhilda calls for security and then goes back to her slutty whoring.

Luis gets into his '76 Pinto and drives to work. On his way through the factory he looks over the railing and notices that the huge vat of experimental Rogaine X seems awfully inviting. "I just can't take it any more!" screams Luis as he throws himself over the safety rail and plunges into the vat of bubbling goo.

Meanwhile, on the mean streets of Phoenix...

"Hey where's a good strip joint Sueltos?" asks Caliente egearly, as the Nine cruse around in the Machomobile.

"Hmmm, Bits of Tits...umm... BoomBoom Room... Ahh the Boob Bungalow sound good." says Sueltos.

"I sense danger there," says Duende Gallo. "Perhaps we should pick another place."

"Well I sense big boobs and fine booty!" say Oso Verde.

"OVER RULED!!" yell the Nine as Sueltos parks the ride and they head inside the Boob Bungalow. As they enter they see Broomhilda boning some guy on the stage.

Cut to the sewers.

Nobody noticed Luis's body floating in the vat when they decided Rogaine X was a failure and drained it into the sewers.

A rat bites Luis' ear and he awakens. "What's going on? Where am I?" wonders Luis. "Oww," he says as the rat bites him again.

Suddenly a patch of chest hair flys out and snatches the rat and squeezes it, ripping it in half. "Whoa... what the hell was that all about?" Luis says aloud. He soon discovers his new power... the power to control his body hair.

"I AM NOW ESE CABRON, AND I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!" yells Ese as he storms out of the sewers and heads toward the Boob Bungalow.

"Man, those two are really getting freaky out there," says Huevos De Diablo.

"Yeah, maybe we should go some place else," agrees Fantasmas mas Palomas.

CRASH!!! A '76 Pinto smashes through the wall of the strip club. Then a figure walks through the hole on giant hairy spider-like legs.

"Broomhilda where are you?" laughes Ese.

Her head pops up from under a table. "Luis are you crazy!?" she asks as she wipes off her mouth. A hairy tendril lashes out and grabs hold of the adulterous wench.

"Hey he's playa hatin'" yells Choni Susio. "Attack!"

Caliente shoots a fire blast that burns off most of Ese's hair, but there is still hair growing out of his back. Then Sueltos fires a knock out gas fart and Ese falls over unconscious.

When he awakes, Ese is tied to a chair with bras and thongs.

"Why you playa hatin'?" asks Cerviche.

"She's my wife...(sob). Broomhilda. She's...she's..." Ese bursts into tears. "She's cheating on me."

"Oh dude our bad." says El Torso. "Go ahead and rough her up a little bit, but dont kill her. After all adultery is frowned upon by Macho Mesa."

"Yeah," says Duende. "Marriage is a sacred bond. You should be ashamed you little whore."

"Broomhilda I want a D-I-V-O-R-C-E!!!" yells Ese Cabron, and with every letter whips Broomhilda across the forehead. The welts left form the word "SLUT". "Now everybody will know you're a slut and no one will ever love you!"

"You know Ese," says Huevos. "We could always use a super powered guy like yourself to be a Macho Amigo. Maybe you should come to Macho Mesa with us so we could talk things over."