01.  |
a) CAUTION: Road/construction workers ahead.
b) CAUTION: JS members ahead. |
02.  |
a) CAUTION: Road/construction workers at work.
b) CAUTION: women leave now, JS members at work. |
03.  |
a) CAUTION: work area ahead.
b) Oh yeah: work opportunities ahead. |
04.  |
a) CAUTION: fresh oil ahead.
b) CAUTION: JS member got overly excited. c) I know, I know, shouldn't have gone there. sorry... |
05.  |
a) Road slippery when wet. In wet weather, drive slowly for maximum
safety.
b) Path slippery when excited. In wet conditions, 'drive' slowly for maximum pleasure. c) see question 4. |
06.  |
a) Radio active materials ahead.
b) see question 4. |
07.  |
a) Road bump ahead.
b) Hit this sign. c) "She's got a pretty nice ___." |
08.  |
a) There is a low place in the road.
b) won't even go there. |
09.  |
a) Deer Crossing: watch for deer crossing the road.
b) We're having deer for dinner tonight. |
10.  |
a) Sheep Crossing: watch for sheep crossing the road.
b) Sheep Crossing: Phat should be around here somewhere. |
11.  |
a) Wrong Way. Do not drive past this sign, turn around immediately.
b) Wrong Way. It doesn't 'usually' go there, turn around unless it's ok. c) First timer. |
12.  |
a) STOP.
b) Foreplay. c) "Oh yeah, she wants me... she wants me bad!" |
13.  |
a) Do not enter.
b) Chastity belt. c) "What a tease!" |
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a) No Parking. |
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a) No U Turn. |
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a) No Left Turn. |
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a) No Right Turn. |
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a) Road divides into two lanes. |
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a) One way. Travel only in the direction of arrow. |
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