The
History
The Junior Society, or JS as it was later nicked, was founded by an elite group of bored CSE students from Arizona State University, who obviously had nothing else better to do or just plainly chose not to do them, during the memorable Spring '97 Semester. The JS was organized to protect the Junior's unalienable rights as written in the JS Constitution and JS Bill of Working Rights. Its founding fathers: President Sam "Hong Kong Dong" Yap; Vice President Jon "BS King" Ballecer; and Secretary Phat "I'll take ya to lunch" To; formed the core and laid (hmmm... no, not that kind) the foundation of this prestigous institution. If memory serves, this historic event may have transpired while preparing, or should we say, NOT preparing for a CSE 42x shotgun/exam in the GWC building at ASU. As previously mentioned, they had nothing else to do or just simply did not want to study.
The JS beliefs were conceived during Pres. Sam "she-always-says-no-no-no-to-me" Yap's many drinking binges. These events, which were freakish and at times, hellish in nature, gave birth to many ideas (pretty sick and graphic ones, if I may add) which later became the backbone of the society's ideals. He is credited as being the first Junior to fully express and expose the uninhibitted JS qualities in all of us. He may have well been intoxicated at the time, but nonetheless, a brave but troubled soul. From then on forward, many have started to search for the JS potential within them, and through the innovation and creativity of V.P. Jon "Mr. BS" Ballecer and his years of top-notch ASU CSE education, they were able to file online membership petitions. But only a mouthful, I mean, a handful met the strict standards and necessarry qualifications for JS membership. Among these lucky petifiles, oops, I meant petition filers/petitioners who were graced with JS membership, are: Mido "let's go drink" Liu (a perenial "JS of the Month" candidate); Yang "The Smilkman" The; William "Horndog" Han; Mervyn "let me cut some bytes" Wongso; and a few others, each having their own unique talents and qualities that make them worthless, err... valuable additions to JS.
This is only the beginning of a rich JS History, one filled with many interesting stories and memorable events, far too many to tell in this brief synopsis, and an attempt to do so will only bring it injustice. So, just sit back, relax, and let us take you on a ride, we promise you won't soon forget.
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