top 10 reasons you should hate rap:
back to blink ("ive learned rap sucks, so now i'll be cool")
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- Rap kills brain cells. Yeah, its true that punk kills more, but punk kills the ones you dont use, rap kilss the ones you use. (thats probably why rappers/gangsters are such dumbasses)
- It makes you wear your clothes backwards, this is probably an effect of the brain-cell thing.
- It slurs your speach, real bad, and makes you say words like 'tight' and 'beeyotch' (dont ask) and 'bomb-diggety' probably another brain cell thing.
- It makes you spend all of your money on speakers for your car, for something that isnt even music, some black guy talking about how he is going to bust a cap in his homey's arse.
- You feel like you need to spend $250 on shoes from some sell-out basketball player, that will increase your 'vertical' which really are not any better than a pair of $5 keds.
- It makes you treat women real bad, and call then hoochie, and beeyotch.
- Jewelry.
- You begin to worship corporate sell-out rap 'artists'. You feel that your life is a giant quest to get 'da benjamins' (whatever the hell they are) like Poop Crappy, and Ma$e. Further, you are inclined to believe that 2-pop, and Notorious F.A.T. are still alive, and any other rap artists that got a cap busted in them by the time you read this.
- You start yelling profanity to skaters, because your jealous they have more athletic ability than you, and you try
- You just start to suck, really bad