SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY In Florida
, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover
holy days. He hired an attorney
to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances
of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists
had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After
listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge
banged his gavel declaring,"Case Dismissed!"
immediately stood, objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, how can
you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter
and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my
client and all other atheists have no such holidays."
leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you DO. Your client, counsel,
is woefully ignorant."
said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday
"The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 states,
'The fool says in his heart, there is no God..' Thus, it is the opinion
of this court, that if your client says there is no God, then he is a
fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.
love a Judge that knows his scripture!
This is too
good not to forward..