Yo' mamma's so DUMB, she spent five hours trying to find 'ANY KEY'
Yo' mamma's so UGLY, she can't even TURN ON her COMPUTER
Yo' mamma's so LAZY, she'll only SINGLE CLICK the MOUSE
Yo' mamma's so DUMB, she looks BEHIND HER before she hits the BACKSPACE KEY
Yo' mamma's so UGLY, she can't even get a CYBER DATE
Yo' mamma's so FAT, she uses DOORS instead of WINDOWS
Yo' mamma's so UGLY, the GLARE SCREEN protects the MONITOR from HER
Yo' mamma's so FAT, she uses TRIPLE MAIL
Yo' mamma's so LAZY, she'll CUT but wont PASTE
Yo' mamma's so DUMB, she puts on a WETSUIT to SURF the NET
Yo' mamma's so FAT, she can't FIT in a CHAT ROOM
Yo' mamma's so DUMB, she SPELL CHECKS her NAME
