I truly feel sorry for you schmucks. Why, you dare ask? LOOK AT YOU. You are overweight (chances are, if you live in the US, that you are....), not very bright (you are on the Internet, for God's sake).... and, finally.... look at your face!
Why all of this hostility, you dare think? The Creator of this site feels there is just a tad too much happiness in this world. Most of it is because of people like yourselves, who are incredibly easily amused by AGE/SEX checks and asking people what they're wearing.
I have learned through my time on this earth that your general incompetence can lead to benefits to Yours Truly. Even though you may not be the spiciest of mustards in the rack, you dolts still have money. Ergo, I suddenly have a constant flow of income. I know that instead of reading this insanely boring spiel, you are looking for an address to send your moey to. Me being the provider that I am:
PLEASE SEND ALL OF YOUR MONEY, VALUABLES, AND LIVESTOCK TO:TICKET TO HEAVEN
c/o Some Really Helpful Charity
P.O. BOX 1683
Phoenix, AZ 85051
I know that you feel much better now that you have put that envelope in the mail.Make sure you bookmark this page. It'll be even BETTER, yes, BETTER, as soon as I figure out how to actually do this HTML shit, and maybe once I decide to spend time on this thing.
UNTIL THEN... goodbye, fools. Much love, eat me.
Look below, Fools! Click on the colors! AHAHAHA. Say, have you ever noticed no links have anything to do with the page you're actually on? GOOD.
One click to Baba Booey heaven...
One helluva good art site.... Go here, you uncultured swines! Yes, I mean YOU.
I made this search engine by myself. It's the most comprehensible search on the web. Click here and type in GULLIBLE.
Ever wanted to kick the Spice Girls' asses? Hanson? Howard? Marilyn? Dave? THEY'RE ALL HERE. Pray that you have SHOCKWAVE, though.