It Is An Outfielder The playground is so filled with kids that their games overlap, the outfielders of one game standing on the basepaths of the opposite diamond; running around in between. A fat girl out in left field is standing with her arms folded talking to a boy while she (nervously) adjusts her glasses. Suddenly she turns, unfolds her arms & catches a fly ball for the 3rd out. --Ron Loewinsohn