1. What is brown and sticky???
A STICK!!!
2. What is red and looks like a bucket???
A RED BUCKET!!!
3. What is yellow and looks like a bucket???
A RED BUCKET IN DISGUISE!!!
4. What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof???
GET DOWN!!!
5. What did the cow say???
MOO!!!
6. What did the man say when he walked into the bar???
OUCH!!!
7. Two men walked into a bar.
YOU'D THINK THE 2ND ONE WOULD HAVE DUCKED!!!
8. What is big, white, and dangerous if it falls out of a tree???
A FRIDGE!!!
9. Why did the koala fall out of the tree???
HE WAS DEAD!!!
10. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree???
HE WAS STAPLED TO THE FIRST KOALA!!!
11. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree???
HE THOUGHT IT WAS A GAME!!!
12. Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree???
PEER PRESSURE!!!
13. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree???
HE WAS HIT BY A FRIDGE!!!
14. Why did the tree fall down???
HE WAS LONELY AND DEPRESSED!!!
15. Why did the boy fall off his bike???
HE WAS HIT BY FIVE KOALAS, A FRIDGE AND A DEPRESSED TREE!!!
16. Where does a king keep his armies???
UP HIS SLEEVIES!!!
17. What did Napoleon say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill???
HERE COME THE ELEPHANTS!!!
18. What did Napoleon say when he saw the elephants wearing sunglasses coming over the hill???
NOTHING...HE DIDN'T RECOGNISE THEM!!!
