Once upon a time there was a girl called Rellie. She was strong, brave and the manliest of women to become men (side note...she also has a penchant for young, strong and handsome guys...preferably sons...but they're all someones sons, aren't they...you get the gist of it anyway...hmmmmm...). She decided at an old age to run away with the circus and become an elephant impersonator.
This career was very short lived as she really doesn't resemble an elephant. So she moved to Romania and joined a feisty gypsy law firm. Rel then dedicated her life to standing up for the rights of all Koreans as she used to be one. Unfortunately there was a horrible explosion which decimated the afore mentioned country and yet again, Rel had to go through a mid-life crisis and discover another path in life (preferably one with many leafy trees and sexy men in loincloths).
Rel then decided to go back in time and do stuff which takes us to the present day where our heroine (or hero...currently in the throws of a sex change...a bit confused) does stuff. I am currently leading a double life as head of the FBI (fairy beaureu of investigation) by night and occasionally on the weekend which can be a bother...cuts into my social life, you know.
By day I am an unassuming university student studying Occupational Therapy at the University of Queensland which is absolutely the best uni in existence (because I'm there). There I support radical campaigns to cement the great court and fill it with trampolines and padded walls, and to fill all lecture theatres with water beds and buckets for those who get sea sickness. Before embarking upon the aforementioned degree I did two years of a Science degree majoring in Psychology. Unfortunately, I was caught performing illegal and not to mention unethical experiments on unsuspecting first years involving electrodes, fairy floss and a pick axe. As a result I am barred for life from the Psych labs and am serving a life sentence at jail. I must mention that I have an evil twin sister who may or may not be me...I haven't quite figured that out for myself.
I am at present very much over the hill and as a result am drowning my sorrows in much beer and wine...no, it is being forced down my throat by evil beer elves...pesky little sods.
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I also sing with the Queensland University Musical Society Choir (link below), so yous all have to come to the concerts or I'll kill you and rip off your toes. For your silly persons information, the next concert is on the 15th of December, so I'd better see you all there or you'll encounter the dark and mysterious wrath of Sir Rel of Squeaking Nose. Hah!!!
Lemme see...I work at Naughty Noodles in Rosalie which is a very silly (shall I say almost foozie) place and I hope to leave it soon.
IN FACT I'M LEAVING ON THE 20TH OF DECEMBER!!! SO THERE SUCKERS!!!
I love beer.
Violently implode...go here!!!
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Travel Stuff...triffic!!!
The OFFICIAL Harry Potter movie page...muchly reccomended
Lalalala...very musical and singy
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