Krista Murray
Pumpkin Slut's R Us
33 Elephant Rd
Brisbane, Q 4061
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She was a violent and sick lass (with a scrotum) and various other things like that. One fine day she ran out of her underground lair and bumped into a car. It was speeding and she died and went to hell because she had a disorder and people with disorders are not allowed into heaven.
Pissed off as she inevitably was she went to the devil to complain of this heinous crime. Being the devil he didn't really give a toss and decided to give her back her life because she was so annoying and interrupted his tantric sex with a certain other person who shall not remain nameless...REL!!!!!!!!
Back in the land of the living Krista soon learnt that evil was the only way to go. So she decided to kill some cute and fluffy bunny rabbits, one was called Peter, one was called fluffy and one was called Johann, he was a dumb yank rabbit! During the ensuing trial Krista successfully argued that they were in fact killer bunny rabbits and she was doing society a favour. This bull shit story made headlines and hence there came to be the myth of the killer bunny rabbits. Every year there is one day called Krista Killer Bunny Rabbit day where everyone gets a big bat and kills little bunnies. This is a national holiday... and it's on a tuesday and everyone drinks lots.
Thus, Krista went down in history as an evil bitch who had 'issues'.
She now resides in a tumble down shack in her grandmother's backyard in Kandanga, near Gympie. (her unfortunate birth place - inbred capital of Queensland). Everyday she goes to the outside loo and kills a few spiders and then she eats them. Then she spews them back up and feeds her pet snakes and then she eats them too. She doesn't eat dogs.
Soon the devil will strike her dead again because after fifty years his tantric sex affair will finally be over and he can resume normal life.
