This is the "Im So Punk" War, it happened on an IRC channel called #badreligion. I thaught it was fuckin bad, NOTE: this is only to make fun of the label "punk". You can find the #badreligion homepage by clicking here.
You HAVE TO READ THIS! Its so fucking funny, you will be "punk" just by making it to the bottom of this page! (If you can read that is......)
flats: I fucking dry myself off witha flame thrower
GloblCtzn: i masterbate with a vice grip
GloblCtzn: so i'm more punk than you
flats: i brush my teeth with fuckin steel wool
GloblCtzn: umm i wipe my ass with razor wire
flats: I eat my boogers
GloblCtzn: i eat pussy
flats: me too
flats: hey globl im so punk, i eat with my bare hands
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i wipe my ass with steal whool
sliver: im so punk i eat my own shit
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i eat your shit
flats: im so punk i shave with a fucking japanese sword made in germany
GloblCtzn: your more punk than me
ktheta: i'm so punk i take bathes with rubber toys
sliver: everyone in here is more punk than me
GloblCtzn: silver in case you can't tell we maken fun of the label punk
flats: im so punk i live with my grandma
flats: im so punk i was born with red eyes and purple hair
GloblCtzn: i so punk i tear down the building just to pass through the door
flats: im so punk i only listen to my OWN music, cuz no one else has ever
heard it
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i hate all bands
flats: im so punk i shot JFK
GloblCtzn: cause other people might listen to it
sliver: im so punk i hate punk
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i like big band music
flats: im so punk people can spot me easier than WALDO
flats: oh yea? my cousin walter broke his neck trying to suck his own dick
(is that punk or what)
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i don't masterbate
flats: im so punk i masterbate till i pass out at night
sliver: i was gonna say im so punk i suck my own dick
ash_jen: that's not punk, that's desperate!!!
flats: im so punk i put pepermints under my arms instead of showering
ktheta: i'm so punk i watch barney religously
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i don't take showers
sliver: i'm so punk i can piss on my friends
flats: im so punk i bit off my neighbors arm
flats: im so punk i PISS ON my friends
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i drink my piss
flats: im so punk i dropped out of 5th grade to start a band youve never
heard of
ktheta: i'm so punk i have a grizley as a pet
flats: im so punk i set off ppl's car alarms to see if they work
flats: im so punk i shoplift from the dollar store
sliver: im so punk i listen to my music on 8track
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i shit out the window when on the free way
ktheta: i'm so punk i pick my own pocket
flats: im so punk i have a phonograph machine with CRASS playing on it
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i put a quarter in the newspaper machine and take
all of them
ktheta: i'm so punk i don't wear clothes
sliver: im so punk i cut off my dick and strapped on a dildo
flats: im so punk i bought my mom a dildo
flats: im so punk i sweat blood
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk that i use condoms when i masterbate
ktheta: i'm so punk i used a dildo on my mom
sliver: im so punk i masturbate with my own snot
flats: im so punk im MY OWN FATHER!
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i like bob dole
sliver: im so punk i beat off in a movie theater
ktheta: i'm so punk i have a chain growing out of my waist
GloblCtzn: no your pee wee herman silver
flats: im so punk i can walk on water
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i died my hair and have airwalks
ktheta: i'm so punk that i have air in my feet
flats: im so punk i only buy clothes and stores you've never heard of
sliver: im so punk i live in a cardboard box
ktheta: i'm so punk that i'm not even alive
flats: im so punk i got shot by the cops and the bullets got stuck in my teeth
ktheta: i'm so punk i don't have a computer, but my friend is typing this
for me
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk that i use aircrafr cleaner for body wash
flats: im so punk my telephone is two cans and a string
AtomkBoy: Im so punk I wear grass skirts and live in a hole in the ground
ash_jen: i'm so punk that i wear cut off dickies, a wifebeater, and spiked
braceletsand everything else is spiked too!!!!
sliver: im so punk i left all my friends to live outside rancid's van and eat
tim's shit
flats: im so punk i fell off a cliff and survived
ktheta: i'm so punk i give sheep blow jobs(nofx)
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i wear womens clothing
AtomkBoy: I'm so punk I get in the pit to kick everyone's ass at shows
flats: im so punk i crossdress with my family
sliver: im so punk i think the earth is flat
flats: im so punk superman wouldnt save me
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk that superman kicked my ass
flats: im so punk i believe jesus christ is my lord and savior
ktheta: i'm so punk i think my girlfriend is flat(?)
sliver: im so punk i get to kick everyone in the head at pits for fun
flats: im so punk i refuse to skank at shows
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i hate bad religion
ktheta: i'm so punk i wear tights but never save anyone
AtomkBoy: I'm so punk I have my hair shaved into a 20 color mohawk and I
wear spikes and jeans with so many holes they are more like rags
sliver: i'm so punk i wear an exploited shirt every day
flats: im so punk i wear thermal underwear outside of my clothes in the summer
ktheta: i'm so punk my parents stole me instead of had me
flats: im so punk they put me on MTV
AtomkBoy: Im so punk I like greenday
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i don't watch mtv
flats: im so punk billie joe calls me everyday
sliver: im so punk i gave billy joe head
ktheta i'm so punk i invented mtv (but don't watch it)
AtomkBoy: im so punk dexter holland's my idol
ktheta: i'm so punk i arrested myself at the last br show
flats: im so punk i ride the bus to school
AtomkBoy: Im so punk I dont listen to bad religion they are sellouts!
ktheta: i'm so punk i drive the bus to school
flats: im so punk i take a seasame street lunch box to school
sliver: i'm so punk i kicked greg graffin in the head when he was singing
and got arrested
ash_jen: i'm so punk that sid vicious is my idol!!!
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i got a girl that rides a scooter
flats: im so punk i ride a stolen scooter
AtomkBoy: Im so punk I bootlegged hooked on phonics {the vandals}
sliver: im so punk i stole a five year old's bike to ride to shows
flats: im so punk i went to shows on a tricycle when i was 3
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i eat out often
flats: im so punk i was the first person to ever see the ramones
flats: im so punk im an aol user
AtomkBoy: Im so punk I was in the room with greg and brett when they said
"lets starta band!!"
ktheta: i'm so punk i steel free samples
flats: im so punk my dick is pierced 62 times (actually has happened,
not to me)
ash_jen: i'm so punk i fucked johnny rotten!
flats: im so punk i mail food stamps
flats: im so punk i beat my kids
flats: all 12 of em
GloblCtzn: i'm zo punc i cna't spelk
ash_jen: i'm so punk, i'm white trash that hails hitler!!!
flats: im so punk i live in a trailer park
flats: im so punk i started smoking cigars before i could walk
ash_jen: i'm so punk i have a pink flamingo in my grass at the trailer park!
sliver: im so punk i make my own beer out of my own piss
flats: im so punk i have a maid named lolita i fuck up the ass
flats: im so punk i pour sugar in ppl's gas tanks
sliver: im so punk my cousin arrested me for sexual harrasment
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i fuck my dog
flats: im so punk i beat off in the school cafeteria
ash_jen: i'm so punk, i've fucked all the gutter punks that live in berkeley!
flats: im so punk i was born in an alley
sliver: im so punk i can lick my own asshole
ash_jen: i'm so punk, i'm a squater!!!
flats: im so punk i was a cheerleader in a nirvana video
sliver: im so punk i squat for change but my parents are rich
flats: im so punk i eat rust
flats: im so punk i only have one nipple!
AtomkBoy: im so punk my nipples have 24 piercings each
flats: im so punk i named my kid 'Asshole'
sliver: im so punk i beat off to pictures of catalogs of child gap
flats: im so punk my sears catalog has pages stuck together
ash_jen: i'm so punk both my nipples and my clit is pierced!!!
flats: im so punk i have that and a chain between them
AdamAtom: Im so punk I can get away with wearing hippie clothes
flats: im so punk i wear birkenstocks
flats: im so punk im a vegetarian
sliver: im so punk i stapled my balls together so one wouldnt hang low
ash_jen: i'm so punk i don't shave my legs and my motto is peace man!!!
flats: im so fucking punk every third fucking word is fuck
sliver: im so punk i fuck every third person
flats: im so punk i got a tattoo on my forehead that says FUCK YOU
AdamAtom: Im so punk Ive got the misfits skulll tatooed over my entire
face
sliver: im so punk my middle finger is permanently extended
ash_jen: i'm so punk i've fucked 96 guys!!!
flats: im so punk i WAS IN VIETNAM
flats: im so punk my girlfriend sucked 36 dicks (clerks)
sliver: im so punk i havent changed my clothes in 5 months
flats: im so punk I WET THE BED!
sliver: im so punk i stole food from a little homeless girl
ash_jen: i'm so punk i'm not TRENDY!!!
ash_jen: i'm so punk i shoot up every 5 minutes!!!
flats: im so punk i have lungs made out of leather
flats: im so punk i sniff glue
AdamAtom: I eat glue
sliver: im so punk i turn on my gas stove and dont light it so i can get
high off the fumes
ash_jen: i'm so punk, i inhale sifted sugar!!!
flats: im so punk i smoked your mother in my 4 footer
flats: im so punk i smoked a ROACH (cheech and chong)
AdamAtom: Im so punk I have all the Offspring apparel! ahahahahahaha
sliver: im so punk i shot my teacher for giving me an A
flats: im so punk i tuck in my shirt
ash_jen: i'm so punk i have tracks on my arms, toes, fingers, and legs!!
flats: im so punk i make fart noises whereever i go
AdamAtom: Im so punk I moshed with Satan and made him cry
flats: im so punk i am satan
ash_jen: i'm so punk, i phene!!!
sliver: im so punk i fucked satan
flats: im so punk i rape prision inmates when im not playing chess
flats: im so punk i milk cows
ash_jen: i'm so punk, i pick my nose in public!!!
flats: im so punk i eat my boogers
sliver: im so punk, i fucked the cop so he wouldnt take my alcohol away
flats: im so punk i wipe my ass with my bare hand
AdamAtom: Im so punk I play a $1 guitar in 9 different bands
sliver: im so punk i made my own guitar out of a 2 by 4 and some string
flats: im so punk I MAJORED IN IT
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i don't wipe my ass
ash_jen: i'm so punk i scream FUCK YOU in the microphone!!!
sliver: im so punk i lick my asshole clean
sliver: im so punk i shit out my mouth
AdamAtom: Im so punk i dont even eat
flats: im so punk i stuck my hands in a blender and the blender broke
ash_jen: i'm so punk i play at Gilmore in berkeley!!
ash_jen: i think flats is more punk then anyone
sliver: we are the punkest motherfuckers on the planet
ash_jen: yea we are!!
ash_jen: lets all move up to berkeley!!!
AdamAtom: YAY
GloblCtzn: yeah
flats: yea and we are so punk we masterbate together and make the news
GloblCtzn: we damn punk
flats: im so punk i fuck my mom (future nofx song)
flats: im so punk i live in an apartment with 2000 other punks
AdamAtom: Im so punk I cant afford to be punk
sliver: im so punk i'd shoot my best friend for a quarter
flats: im so punk i fuck preppie girls
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i like star trek
ash_jen: i'm so punk i sit on the street corner with a cup, and the money is
for drugs!!
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i eat pot
flats: im so punk people die when i stare at them
flats: im so punk i grow cocaine in my closet
ash_jen: i'm so punk my whole body is pierced and i have tats everywhere!!!
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i drink coffee
sliver: im so punk i snorted ajax (cheech and chong)
flats: im so punk i drink coffee from the pot, or just eat the beans
GloblCtzn: i'm so punk i smoke ciggarettes backwards
flats: im so punk i swallow chew tabacco
ash_jen: i'm so punk i call everyone bloody fuckine wankers!!
flats: im so punk i hang out at arcades all day
sliver: im so punk i puked after drinking too much beer and drank it so i
wouldnt waste the alcohol
flats: im so punk my DNA make up is a recipe for hate
ash_jen: i'm so punk i get so drunk that guys take advanage of me!!
sliver: im so punk i like new york hardcore
flats: im so punk drunk girls take advantage of me!
ash_jen: i'm so punk I take advantage of FLATS!!!
flats: im so punk, i dont mind when ash or jen do that
ash_jen: I'M SO PUNK THAT FLATS AND I-ASHLEIGH FUCK ALL
NIGHT LONG LIKE WILD ANIMALS!!
flats: yup...im that punk
THE END
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