Create You Own Triforce Rumor
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hey, I found out how to get the triforce my cusin works at nintendo and he told me! okay so first you go and bom all the gosip stones gorons raurus bom flowers . thenyou go kill rauru zelda ruto malon yourself a psx-er navi after that you unfreze zoras doman by killing dark link king zora all the korokis then go to the runing man the guy zelda and buy the golden sandwich sword arrow .go to lake hyilia the temple of time the temple of Tim and play the suns song sarias song Boogie Shoes, by K.C. and the Sunshine Band on your ocarina. the owl will sweep down and try to talk to you, before he fineshes, throw a grenade your belt epona at him. He will freak out get pissed get confused and rip links skin hair nose and hands off zelda comes and gives link the magic sadle bottle word farie so that he can get into the sacred realm in the sacred realm, link meets the owl whoo makes him fighte a 300 foot tall t-rex saria rauru darunia king dudungoo zelda mr.clean . after they die, you get the magic hyper ultra sacred super mega stupendous key which opens the magic hyper ultra sacred super mega stupendous door link walks in and gets the triforce. it is quite shiny ugly pretty smelly . link touches it and it heels his wounds but unfortunutlee it shrinks his shield brain hat will to live coincidentialee its also proficient as a bug zapper beacause when navi touches it she catches on fire disentegrates explodes , kiling her permenantly. all is well in hyrule