Probably the best band in the world...
Här har jag tänkt slösa utrymme på världens bästa grupp...Propagandhi! Har du aldrig hört dom? Spring ut och köp en skiva! De är bäst, jag lovar!
Bandet består av Todd, Chris och Jord.
Första gången jag hörde dem talas om dem kommer jag inte ens ihåg. Jag antar att jag läste om dem på Internet och tyckte dom verkade coola, och köpte en skiva. Less Talk More Rock hette den och den slog ner som en bomb i min skivsamling. Det var ju detta allt handlade om! Jag blev frälst och letade upp en skiva till, How to clean everything. Den är t.om. bättre än "Less Talk..."
tycker jag.
Jag var ju tvungen att köpa samlingar där de medverkade, så jag inhandlade Survival of the fattest där de medverkar med låten Nation States, och jag köpte Physical Fatness där låten True är deras bidrag. Senaste skivorna jag köpt är Better Read Than Dead, en samling med en låt av Propagandhi, en remix av The only good fascist is a very dead fascist, texten följer här nere, och en skica med gamla, live, eller osläppta låtar, Where Quantity is Job#1.
Ska bara avluta med en text av Chris, sångaren i bandet:
Top 10 Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can be quite impressionable.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
1) The only good fascist is a very dead fascist
Swastikas and Klan-robes. Sexist, racist, homophobes. Aryan-Nations and Hammerskins: you can wear my nuts on your nazichins! God, I love a man in uniform! (But, uh, before we get too intimate here big fella): what exactly are the great historical accomplishments of "your" race that make you proud to be white? Capitalism? Slavery? Genocide? Sitcoms? This is your fucking white history my "friend". So why don´t we start making a history worth being proud of and start fighting the real fucking enemy: (the white male capitalist supremacist). Swastikas and Klan-robes. Sexist, racist, homophobes.
This one´s for the "Master race": my brown power ass in your white-power face! Kill them all and let a Norse-god sort´em out!!
2) STiCK the FUCKing flag UP your goddam ass, you sONOFaBITcH (not to be gender specific, of course)
My father told me "Son, it's futile to resist. You
can topple the ideology but not the armies they
enlist." I questioned the intentions of the
boyscouts chanting "WAR!!"
"Well that's the sound of freedom, son," he
said (free to say no more)...
But wait a minute, "dad", did you actually
say freedom? Well, if you're dumb enough
to vote, you're fucking dumb enough to believe
him. Because if this country is so goddamn
free, then I can burn your fucking flag
wherever I damn well please.
(Cheese)
I carried their anthem, convinced it was mine.
Rhymeless, unreasoned conjecture kept me in line.
But then I stood back and wondered what the
fuck had they done to me. Made accomplice
to all that I'd promised I would never be.
You carry their anthem, convinced that its yours
Invitation to honour. Invitation to war.
Bette Midler now assumes sainthood. Romanticize
murder for morale. Tie a yellow ribbon 'round
the old oak tree and, "Gee, Wally, that's swell!"
Fuck the troops
(insert corny but relevant/poignant catch phrase here)
Textlista
- The only good fascist is a very dead fascist
- Stick the fucking flag...
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