In answer to the question,"How did you get that tattoo?": "At a carnival once, I knocked down some milkbottles at a stall."
"I actually wanted to be a lumberjack." - the edge 91, on if he wanted to play drums since he was a little boy
"We've always been about originality. We don't want to be a parody of ourselves. I'm thirty-one now, and I don't see myself playing 'Jellybelly' at forty."
"The only thing I can say in Dutch is: 'take off your pants.' "
"the reason I wear the hat, is because I'm actually bald." -the edge 91, pre-interveiw
"you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank " -from KERRANG! challenge
"Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny."