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B: Pinky, AYPWIP?
P: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.
B: Pinky, AYPWIP?
P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?
B: Pinky, AYPWIP?
P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
B: Pinky, AYPWIP?
P: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?
B: Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?
P: Uh... yeah, Brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?
B: Pinky, AYPWIP?
P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career... oooh, it's all too much for me.
B: Pinky, AYPWIP?
P: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
B: AYPWIP, Pinky?
P: Sure, Brain, but how are we going to find chaps our size?
B: Pinky, AYPWIP?
P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but we'll never get a monkey to use dental floss.
B: Pinky, AYPWIP?
P: Uh, I think so, Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.
B: Pinky, AYPWIP?
P: I think so, Brain, but culottes have a tendency to ride up so.
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by Volker Pfirsching