Just one serious moment please,
Then continue to the end of this page for the Humor

May We Always Remember Those Who Gave Their Lives For Our Freedom...

09/11/2001

GOD SPEED

"Hay... I Had To Start some Place!"

Please see the cool links in a "Vague and Undetermined State"... ...REAL good stuff!

These Pages are dedicated to:
Humor, Laughter and anything else I thought was funny.

"Everything is relative.
After all, sloths think turtles are hyperactive."

by Scott E. Roeben

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Any errors in spelling, tact, or fact are always transmission errors.
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Face it. It’s Your Imagination!

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Contents may settle during shipment.
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In The Beginning...
We Start...
Well...It's About Time!

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READ THIS BEFORE OPENING PACKAGE: According to Certain Suggested Versions of the Grand Unified Theory, the Primary Particles Constituting this Product May Decay to Nothingness Within the Next Four Hundred Million Years.

THIS IS A 100% MATTER PRODUCT: In the Unlikely Event That This Merchandise Should Contact Antimatter in Any Form, a Catastrophic Explosion Will Result.

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PLEASE NOTE: Some Quantum Physics Theories Suggest That When the Consumer Is Not Directly Observing This Product, It May Cease to Exist or Will Exist Only in a Vague and Undetermined State.

The Creation of the Universe was made possible by a grant from...
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Thier ARE Racing Things Here on the next page, Trust Me! read on and you will see.

Cool Links In a
"Vague and Undetermined State".

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... Ever Have A Day When Hitting Any Key Makes No Sense At ALL ...?????

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I Started This Page 10-6-98
And I didn't Know a lick about HTML...
COOL ... hay gotta love it!!!

This page was last updated
7-14-01.
Wow..
It's about time I reupdated this LoL!
It will be updated when I find more funny stuff and When I post it.
Not a moment sooner!

Well nothing funny so far 11 years later (06/08/2012)HOW SAD

I guess I'll have to work on this..!

Update I'm back made a few changes (12/25/2012) Merry Christmas Every One & Happy New year

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