Toyota condoms...oh, what a feeling
Diet Pepsi condoms...you got the right one baby
Pringles condoms...once you pop, you can't stop
Macintosh condoms...it does more, it cost less, it's That simple
Ford condoms...the best never rest
Chevy condoms...like a rock
New York lotto condoms...cause hey-you never know
California condoms...who's next?
Avis condoms...trying harder then ever
KFC condoms...finger-licking good
Coca Cola condoms...always the real thing
Campbell's soup condoms...mmm, mmm, good
General electric condoms...we bring good things to life
AT&T condoms...reach out and touch someone
Bounty condoms...the quicker picker-upper
Microsoft condoms...where do you want to go today?
Energizer condoms...it keeps going and going and going
Double mint condoms...double your pleasure, double your fun
The Sears latex condoms...one coat is good for the entire winter
The Star Trek condom...to boldly go where no man has gone before
The Carl's jr condom...if it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face
