"Rednecks and bombs don't make us strong."--Dead Kennedys
"I do not know with what weapons World War 3 will be fought, but World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." --Albert Einstein
"Imagination is more important than knowledge. " --Albert Einstein
"I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work." --Ben Franklin
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to death your right to say it " --Voltaire
"We, and all others who believe in freedom as deeply as we do, would rather die on our feet than live on our knees. -" -- Franklin D. Roosevelt, Letter to Viscount Halifax, June 19, 1941
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. --Pablo Picasso
He who laughs last, hasn't passed out yet. --Unknown
Fight war, not wars, destroy power, not people --From the band Crass
It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious. --Roger Berg
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. --Woody Allen
Yes, God made man first, but there's always a rough draft before the final copy. --Unknown
You can't imagine the extra work I had when I was a god. --Hirohito, Emperor of Japan (1901- 1989)
Go away, I'm all right. --The last words of H.G. Wells
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. --Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
In Italy for thirty year under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. --Orson Welles to Joseph Cotten in The Third Man, 1949
Killing is an excellent way of dealing with a hostility problem. --James Coburn in The President's Analyst, 1967
Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot. --Clint Eastwood in Magnum Force, 1973
A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting. --Dr. Who
Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe. --Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it) but "That's funny..." --Isaac Asimov
And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober in the morning. --Sir Winston Churchill in response to Bessie Braddock, who told him he was drunk
We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. --Sir Winston Churchill
History is a lie agreed upon. --Napoleon Bonaparte
Why is it that if you kill a man in war your are a hero, but if you kill a man outside of war you are called a murderer? --Jonathan Grimes
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. --General G.C. Patton (1885-1945)
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. --Darrin Weinberg
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. --Al Capone
Hardly a competent workman can be found who does not devote a considerable amount of time to studying just how slowly he can work and still convince his employer that he is going at a good pace. --Frederick W. Taylor
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca
"Please provide the date of your death." --from an IRS letter
"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version." -Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony
"We are not without accomplishment. We have managed to distribute poverty equally." -Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese foreign minister
"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
"People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do." -Anon
"To err is human. And stupid." -Anon
"Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist." -Anon
"High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail." -Anon
"In case of nuclear war, prayer in schools will be okay." -Anon
"Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either." -Anon
"Heisenburg probably rules." -Anon
"Worship the gods, listen to their advice, but don't lend them money." -Anon
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no life guard." -Anon
"The pen is mightier than the sword, until it runs out of ink." -Anon
"Never hit a man when he's down. He may get back up again." -Anon
"Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns." -Anon
"The journey is the reward." -Taoist Saying
"Fall seven times, stand up eight." -Japanese Proverb
"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence." -Gandhi
"Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!" -Patrick Henry
"The taxpayer -- that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination." -Ronald Reagan
"The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away. -Ronald Reagan
"Time is the fire in which we burn." -Gene Roddenberry
"Justice is incidental to law and order." -J. Edgar Hoover
"The Church says that the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow on the moon and I have more faith in the Shadow than in the Church." --Ferdinand Magellan
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." --Mark Twain
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself." --Mark Twain
"Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph." --Haile Selassie
"We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love on another."--Jonathan Swift
"I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a lack of confidence." --Doug McLeod
"The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars." --William Westmoreland
"I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in." --George McGovern
"Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die." --Salvador Dali
"War does not determine who is right - only who is left." --Bertrand Russell
"When the president does it, that means it is not illegal." --Richard Nixon
"The most heroic word in all languages is revolution."--Eugene Debs
"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their constitutional right of amending it, or exercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it." --Abraham Lincoln
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." --Albert Einstein
"Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action." --George Washington
"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence." --Charles Austin Beard
"One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." --Josef Stalin
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live." --Martin Luther King, Jr.
"...You give me the reason...You give me control.. I gave you my purity...My purity you stole.. Did you think I wouldn't recognize this compromise...."- NIN "Pretty Hate Machine"
"Pleeze git yo edumukation, b-cauze I done not got 1 but I'za b happy ignant."-unknown 6th year senior
"He may be Lord of the River Dance, but I am Lord of My pants!"-Oni of Hindsight
"Life is like a game of uno. Many of us play for many different reasons, but in the end, there can be only one winner."-CHAM ~13~
"I take no side. I am the edge. You can't give it, can't even buy it and you just don't get it."-Aeon Flux
"Lather, Rinse, Repeat."-Shampoo bottle
"True knowledge comes from knowing that we know nothing"-Socrates
"I drank what?"-Homer the philosopher
"An auditor is someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded."- Oni of Hindsight
"A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep." - Oni of Hindsight
"You can't make Footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt, And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?" - Bob Moawad
"There is even good in the Devil, yet there is evil in god" - Anonymous
"So I stood on the edge of forever.......and I figured out it's not all it's cracked up to be. So I jumped" - Oni of Hindsight
"Next year, I vote for the greater of the two evils!" - Oni of Hindsight
"I walk the edge between life and death as often as my body can take it, just to see the people I love who have left me too soon" - Oni of Hindsight
"I am the 3 legged dog and the world's smallest horse" - ~V~(For the entire meaning email me )
"I Have stood here before, inside the pouring rain,with the world turning circles,running 'round my brain,I guess I'm always hopeing that you'll end this way, but it's my destiny to be the king of pain" - The Police
"The more I give advice to people, the more I see humanity as cattle." - Oni of Hindsight
"Religion is like Candy, Any of them will rot your teeth" - Oni of Hindsight
"Only the insane can prosper, Only the Prosperous can truly judge what is sane" - Oni of Hindsight
"Chaos and Anarchy is really a sign that says, 'Under new Management'" - Oni of Hindsight
"Women are to be worshipped, not understood" - Oni of Hindsight
