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Daria's Graduation speech:
Um, thank you. I'm not much for public speaking. Or
much for speaking. Or, come to think of it, much for
the public. And I'm not very good at lying. So let me
just say that, in my experience, high school sucks.
If I had to do it all over again, I'd have started
advanced placement classes in preschool so I could go
from eighth grade straight to college. However, given
the unalterable fact that high school sucks, I'd like
to add that if you're lucky enough to have a good
friend and a family that cares it doesn't have to
suck quite as much. Otherwise my advice is; Stand
firm for what you believe in, until and unless
experience proves you wrong. Remember, when the
emperor looks naked, the emperor *is* naked. The
truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And
there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that
can't be improved with pizza. Thank you.
(written by (i think?) neena beeber; Daria expert)
the most important bit is: THE PIZZA !!!!!
For more info about daria, use google (or similar)
"daria" "tv show".
Links: Daria (tome) site