by por and matt
P: so there's this squirrel...
M: and then there is a chipmunk...
P: and they both were looking for nuts...
M: and then a skunk came along...
P: and the skunk happened to be carrying a bushel of acorns...
M: and the chipmunk says" he mr. skunk, those are our acorns"...
P: the skunk is furious and says, "whatchu talkin' bout willis?!"...
M: and then the squirrel butts in and says, "those are mine, watcha yall talkn' about?"..
P: then, the skunk sprays a big cloud of stinky gas into the air...
M: and the squirrel goes, "you cant do that, its not fair"..
P: but the skunk doesn't pay any attention because he's running away with the bushel of acorns...
M: and then the chipmunk calls chip and dale and tell them to get that SOB...
P: so chip and dale arrive to the rescue and proceed to maul the skunk...
M: and the skunk says, "you can't catch me".....
P: but just then, a huge pelican arrives on the scene...
M: and then flies away just as fast as it arrives once he sees the skunk...
P: and then the skunk sniffs itself and says, "i don't smell that bad, do i?"...
M: and then he passes out due to his own stench and chip and dale get the acorns...
P: and then the squirrel and chipmunk are stuck in the same predicament they started out in...
M: and only chip and dale lived happily ever after, for that day at least...
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