DINNER
by (in order of lines) heather, frances, christina, celia, ted, will, becky, andrew, mercedes, mari, jessica, stephanie, and me
new beginnings are like cheese
and suddenly the rhinocerous sat erect and said, "whom do you think you are, anyway?"
and at times her petticoat ate her
but then the cow drank several shots of scotch
my wife, my love, resents me for wanting midgets to film our lovemaking
your head is beautiful. i want to cut it off and make love to it. then, find another chick and do it again, and again.
all our enemies would've swallowed us alive
so, after destroying all life on earth, Mel felt at peace; and a rock fell on him
-i've decided to live forever, or in the attempt--die
and only fuctions would help you understand pre-cal
his eyes sparkle like the stars above us
i like to oat opples and bononos
and now that its all over, i can finally put my face in my food and laugh
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