I'm a Vidiot
CHORUS:
I'm a vidiot, I stay plugged in all day (A,D,G,A)
I'm a vidiot, All I do is play (A,D,G,A)
I'm a vidiot, if you don't like my game (A,D,G,A)
You can goto hell 'cause I'm playing again (A)
Once upon a time I used to do things (D,Dsus4,A)
-but no longer- (spoken words)
I used to go out and play with other kids (D,Dsus4,A)
-that was years ago-
Now I stay indoors and drool at the TV set (D,Dsus4,A)
-that's right-
I can't wait for 3D,it will be the greatest yet ! (D,Dsus4,A)
CHORUS:
I'm a vidiot, it's the only way
I'm a vidiot, I've got that brain decay
I'm a vidiot, hey mister gimme a quarter
So I can go down to the video parlor
When Dad was a kid he was into wholesome things
-like drugs-
But kids today are not that spaced out kind
-well, maybe just a little-
We just grab a joystick in our grubby little mitts
And fiddle with the knobs till we go blind
CHORUS:
I'm a vidiot, everyone says I'm sick
I'm a vidiot, give me a joystick
I'm a vidiot, I'll show you my stuff
I'll make Donkey Dong look like a cream puff
Mom got me one of those plug in TV thingees
-well, FINALLY-
Hoping I'd stop bugging her for quarters
-NO WAY !-
Now that I've got 6 billion and a half cartridges
-one for every person on earth...plus three-
I GOTTA GET ONE MORE, 'CAUSE THEY CAME OUT
WITH DONKEY KONG THE 17TH ! WHEE!
CHORUS:
I'm a vidiot, my thumb's getting sore
I'm a vidiot, I want more, more, more
I'm a vidiot, if I play one more game
maybe I'll do the ultimate...
BREAK THE MACHINE !!!
A SONG WRITTEN FOR K#4
