As they approached the gate to board the spaceship Pete said:
"Wait, there must be someplace here on the moon that is not part of Disney/Moon.
We can't let the mouseketeer robots run us off."
"He's right" said Sue. "Look at that guy with the funny hat, he must know
someplace fun on this planet"
"Hey, buddy, How can we get in touch with the rebel alliance?"
He slowly turned around and said...
"Oh,no. I'm not the guy you are looking for. I don't know nothin'
about no rebels in section 42 quadrant 12 behind the green door
in the wall next to the deli named Sams Place. You have clearly
mistaken me for another man."
Sue chuckled... "See, Pete, you can always tell a kindred spirit by
the funny hats. Let's go."
They hopped on to a subway and rode it to section 42. They would have
to go the rest of the way on foot. Fortunetly, it was not raining.
Of course it NEVER rained on the moon. All water had to be shipped in
from the Earth. All the air had to be shipped in too. As the astronauts
discovered in the 1960s, the moon was a barren rock with nothing on it
of any value. Not even the cheese. In the spirit of Las Vegas,
construction crews built a totally
artificial paradise there.
Sally said... "Look at that."
They turned around and gazed in wondor at people flying on butterfly wings.
The low gravity and some clever aeronautical engineering had turned
butterflying into a major sport here. It was dramatically more popular than
MOTH-FLYING because of the pretty colors of the suits... Nobody
wants to dress in grey on VACATION...
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY FINALLY GET IN TOUCH WITH THE REBEL ALLIANCE ? I DON'T KNOW...I HAVEN'T WRITTEN THAT SCENE YET...All I know is that it will feature LOTS of people in FUNNY HATS...(like the POPE)...Click here...
