Please contact Baron Blanco by incantation with a name (which can be your "real" name or a character name or the name of your neighbour or even your pet) and a Roundworld address to which you would like the sample forgeries sent. There is a strict limit of one application per household/email and there are no catches or attached strings whatsoever, there is no need to send any dollars, pounds, yen, wampum or roubles and even the postage to you is paid. If you like what you receive then just let the Baron know. Please allow ten working days for delivery. Any questions will be answered by the Baron if you ask him by incantation ~ please see the contact page.
If you are having problems understanding what this website is all about then you probably need to read
Going Postal, a Discworld novel written by Mr
Terry Pratchett and also visit the website of the
Cunning Artificer.
