Books 'R Us
Topic: Humor/memes
I posted this questionnaire in a chat room/message board I go to. Here is the question, and some responses beginning with mine.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don't search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what's actually next to you.

?Hang on- the computer is still trying to restore holographic reality.? From Adventure Bible Handbook (a wild and spectacular high-tech trip through the Bible) on the story of Elijah?.my 7 year old?s book.

"It's your child's bedtime and all you want is for him to go to sleep so you can lie down and stare at the TV -- and it starts up."
from Plan B, Further Thoughts on Faith by Anne Lamott

"Then one Pole spoke up"
from What's So Amazing About Grace? by Philip Yancey

"He offered her eggs and bacon and kielbasa with what he called "Jewish Rye Bread" -- the star of David bakery was under the twentieth street viaduct. From "The World's Last Night" By William Jovanovich

"There's no reason for this to be a shock." FLUKE by Christopher Moore

"Moreover there is no position so high but that it is subject to a spiritual superior in what concerns the conscience and the soul."~ A PERRENIAL PHILOSOPHY by Aldous Huxley, in which the next line is a quote from St. Paul: "Though I be free from all men, yet have I made myself servant unto all."

And if YOU have any to add, just click the comments button?it?s kinda fun to see what people have lying around.