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 The
Asian Romance for Woman is
the bridge to know and understand woman. To define her. 'Woman'
is taken from the composite of two root words. 'Wo'
from the Old English 'Woe,' meaning deep sorrow, grief, misfortune, and
calamity. And 'man,' as in 'Man,
gonna kill her.' The American Heritage Dictionary, defines 'woman' as:
1. An adult, female human being. 2. Women collectively; womankind. 3.
Feminine quality or aspect; womanliness. 4. A female servant. 5. A
mistress; paramour. Women is good on paper. They don't work so well in
practice. Dr. John Grey wrote the best-seller, Men are From Mars, Women
are from Venus. His theory is that men and women are inherently
different and that they need to understand this in order to get along.
Why
Women Loves Romance?
- Romance is a state of mind! If
you have the right mind-set, you can make anything romantic.
- Romance is a balance of two
concepts: 1) Actions speak louder than words. 2) It's the thought
that counts. [Think about it.]
- Recapture the fun in your
relationship by viewing romance as "Adult Play."
- For married only: Renew your
wedding vows! It's a great way to recreate the romance of that
special day!
- "COUPLE-THINKING": A
mind-set in which you first think of yourself as the member of a
couple and second as an individual.
- Why be romantic? 1) To revive
your relationship, 2) To improve the quality of your life, 3) To
help you fall in love all over again
-Tips from Greg Godek
How
Women Get What They Want
Women
are under the illusion they don't have to ask men for anything - that if
the man really loved her, he would automatically and instinctively know
what she needed. Yeah, right ... As if the dysfunctional drone even knew
you were in the room, let alone knew what you were feeling. A woman has
a better chance of finding a bathing suit off the rack that fits than
finding a man who knows what she is going through.
Ironically, however, men like to feel needed - like they're her knight
in shining armor. Unfortunately, most turn out to be needy, like her
nightmare from The Shining. Therefore, it is important that a woman ask
a man directly for what she wants, not indirectly. He is not a mind
reader. He doesn't even read a map, how's he going to read a mind?
How
To Ask A Man To Do Something
Always
remember these six important rules when asking a man to do something:
- Make
sure the man is conscious.
- Crash
the hard drive on his computer and line the bird cage with the
sports section.
- Be
brief! Limit your nagging harangue to two, three hours, max.
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- Reward
him for cooperative behavior. Offer to cook him something that
doesn't have a peel-back cover.
- Use
"would you" or "will you" instead of
"you'd better" or "do as I say and no one will
get hurt".
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- Punish
him when he refuses to cooperate. Microwave his remote on high
power for 55 minutes. Rotate 1/4 turn, and microwave again for
another 35 minutes.
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The
Right And Wrong Way to Ask A Man
How you ask a man to do
something makes all the difference. Women think that a subtle nuance or
slight turn of phrase will have no effect whatsoever on the resolve of
their mucho-macho muscular moron. It does! Which is why you should
always use "would you" and "will you" instead of
"could you" and "can you".
For example:
Do say: Would you please take out the
garbage?
Do not say: Could you get off your big butt
and do something around here? What am I, the maid?
Do say: Would you like to go out to a
nice dinner Saturday night?
Do not say: Could you please take me to any
restaurant that doesn't have the words "burger",
"king", or "happy meal" in their advertising??
Do say: Would you mind watching the kids
while I take a night off with my girlfriends?
Do not say: Could you, just for one night,
watch the kids you helped spawn-that I never get a break from-ever! I
haven't seen my friends in so long we wear name tags to identify
ourselves.
Do say: Would you take me to a movie
this week?
Do not say: Could you prove to me you're
not Velcroed to the couch and actually have the motor skills to take me
to a motion picture? (Something without Pamela Anderson in it.)
Do say: Would you like me to listen to
you talk about your day some more?
Do not say: Could you step up the
filibuster, Sparky? Jeopardy is on in ten minutes.
Do say: Would you consider getting a
vasectomy?
Do not say: Could you even imagine what it
feels like taking birth control pills that make you feel like Attila the
Hun one minute and Attila the Hun's evil twin the next minute? Do it or
I'll do it FOR you!!
Do say: Would you like to take a
vacation?
Do not say: Could you move out?
Do say: Would you get out of my life?
Do not say: Could you get out of my life?
When it
comes to "Dating":
Here are a few things Women Don't Like to hear from her date...
'I really don't like
this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon
before it expired.'
'I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.'
'I used to come here all the time with my ex.'
'Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on
the answering machine every hour.'
'I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I
wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.'
'I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher
will cut that part off for you if you ask.'
'It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just
won't be as smart as I am.'
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