1: Every link takes you ASAP to 'http 404 -page not found'.
2: In the end, both girls turn out straight as arrows.
3: The uber girls never get together.
4: They do get together, but when it's sequel time it turns out that the uber Gabby of the first fic wasn't the real uber Gabby. (Tricky, huh?)
5: Uber Gabby dumps uber Xena for uber Joxer.
(And runs off to Vegas; -to marry him.)
6: All updates are half a page long.
7: You became a fan in 1999. Your fave uber was updated yesterday.
With chapter 2.
8: One of the characters just can't stay faithful, and breaks the others heart repeatedly. (And this is the only plot...)
9: UberXena listens to Barry Manilow. (In fact she wishes she was a Manilow clone.)
10: Every sex scene is replaced with: *insert sex scene here, perv!*