1: You run out of synonyms for 'nipple'.
2: That was the last time you ever snatched a JAGfic off the net just to be lazy.
(Hey! It's not your fault that nobody ever told you Harm was a guy!)
3: Copy n Pasted old sex scenes.
4: OH, NO!!! Gods be warned! There is actually a plot!!!! AAAAAAAAH!!!
5: Ok, where did that fifth sex toy come from?!?
6: Uber Gabby is butch. Cassidy, that is, when playing rpg in bed.
(Too much caffeine will do strange things to your imagination.)
7: "Hey, who said a phone booth wasn't a good idea?"
8: You name uber Xena CJ, make her a DJ and make her fall for TJ.
9: Damn, ran out of time again! Better just change the title on the last pwp.
(Nobody will notice the difference, anyway. They're only in it for the sex! Right?...)
10: Uber Gabby's got blonde eyes and green hair.
(Typos! Usually nobody cares, but you forgot to add the sex...)