1: Your associates talk about Grisham's latest. You talk about the latest Update.
2: You don't get mail. You get list notifications.
3: You just changed your name to your fave uber character's.
4: You've made a tattoo (anywhere) that says "I -heart- (your favorite uber writer)."
5: You always look for those bluest eyes you've ever seen.
6: Your dog is named Duffy. (Your best friend already named hers Chino! Darn it!)
7: You've decided you're a lesbian. (And you're a man IRL!)
8: You're desperately teaching your tongue how to dance. (And practice that in front of the mirror while re-reading the sex scene you first saw that phrase in.)
9: You call your best friend at 4 in the morning, just to announce that your fave uber couple finally got together!
10: You just sent a fan mail to your fave uber writer. (And attached a nude pic of yourself.)