11 simple steps on how to make a Zesty Monkey in your own backyard in just minutes.......
Step 1-First check the soil in your yard.
Step 2-If the soil feels like your breakfast after digestion, then procede to step 3. If not repeat step 1.
Step 3-Buy a monkey larva.
Step 4-Repeat step 3.
Step 5-Stir.
Step 6-Add Zesty Salad Dressing(I prefer Hidden Valley).
Step 7-Bury monkey puppa.
Step 8-Dig up and see if it's a nymth, if so repeat step 6.
Step 9-Water.
Step 10-Wait 5 minutes.
Step 11-There is no step 11, Eat up.......
