ELMO HATES YOU
First of all, Elmo hates you, why have you not tickled Elmo lately.
From now on every single day you must make it a habbit to tickle ELMO!!!
Second if you would like to stop being stupid and tickle Elmo you must follow my rules.
You will have to wash your hands very throughly then check your finger nails for tadpolls.
Elmo hates tadpolls.
Then you'll have to dip your hands in flea dip.
If you do not, while you are tickling Elmo he may get fleas and he hates fleas.
After that obtain a fishing hook and thrash a deep wound into each finger. Elmo's is always under alot of stress and therefore greys alot so to keep his hair shiny red He'll need your help.
And last, you have to be very careful while tickling Elmo because he has many excretion holes 7 to be exact. Remember to tickle Elmo everyday because ELMO HATES IT WHEN YOU DON'T!!!!!!!!


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Tickle Elmo once a week to be on the safe side!



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