Things That Don't Go In My Vagina
I forget how this started, but one day Holly, Megan and I had a long discussion about things that don't go in our vaginas. This is just a list of examples.
- big sharp knives
- potato peelers
- potatoes
- jelly
- sulpheric acid
- ice pops
- worms
- Jason Bell
- Beanie Babies
- babies
- branding irons
- kangaroos
- dinosaurs
- molten lava
- volcanoes
- palm trees
- computers
- rocks
- broken glass
- super glue
- krazy clue
- rubber cement
- cement
- samurai swords
- baseball bats
- baseballs
- bats
- polar bears
- other kinds of bears
- koala bears, even
- and panda bears
- deer antlers
- deer
- sheep
- rodents (live or dead)
- spaceships
- scary aliens
- pitchforks
- dynamite
- dead people
- trees
- bushes
- George Bush
- George W. Bush
- Bill Clinton
- any president of america that ever existed
- vulcans
- spinal cords
- intestines
- Richard Simmons
- Cardboard tubes
- paint
- guitars
- pancakes
- spherical objects
- cigarettes
- famous, irreplacable works of art
- cacti
- octopi
- fists
- ice cream
- scissors
- crayons
- elbows
- burning torches
- psychopathic murderers (usually)
- microwaves
- carrots
- Carrot Top
- Stone Henge
- cavemen
- planes
- trains
- automobiles
- lightbulbs
- ninja throwing stars
- microphones
- cameras
- books
- gnomes
- elves
- nonexistant midgets
- Pee Wee Herman
- Paul Reubens
- barbells
- body builders
- crucifixes
- Burger King
- burgers
- microchips
- the planet Neptune
- liquid mercury
- stainless steel spatulas
- salt
- feet
- compact disks
- pencil sharpeners
- pencils (especially sharp ones)
- syringes
- liquid nitrogen
- mummies
- the living dead
- Papa Smurf
- staples
- horses
- evil spirits
- needles and pins
- razor blades
- saw blades
- plunger handles
- bricks
- mortar
- not Marilyn Manson. He can go in my vagina any time he wants.
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