Okay um...we decided to draw each other as whatever object or thing we thought best represented as, um, everyone. or whatever.
Well then...this is just some goofy stuff Alice, Jenika, Emma, Megan and I wrote. We are total dorks.
Toronto Story #1
Once upon a time there was a boy named Theo. He was walking to the grocery store for some chips. But all of a sudden a mysterious chanting was heard. It sounded like a raging dendropheliac terrorizing a family of rodents and ten they all lived happily ever after...but then a big bad dildo crashed into the glass and broke...so he gave it to his good friend Mr. Robbie, who was a doofus. Miss Caitlin and Miss Alice didn't say much, even though Mr. Robbie was considerably inebreated. He proceeded to lie about his age because he really wanted to buy alcohol. Walking home Theo put his case on the small wooden coffee table next to him as he lays back in his recliner with a nice cold beer and a guy named Ralph. Ralph wanted to go home so he jumped on his large rodent and rode home.
Toronto Story #2
Once upon a time there was a road demon who could only say "!@#$%^&*@#$%^&*#$%^&" and it ignored everything else and concentrated on keeping it's shit straight. It was doing good for a while but the road demons came and messed it up. That's because they were really really hungry. But all they had to eat was an ugly cat with only 2 wiskers named Chad. They decided to shave the cat too. Chad was really pissed at all of them for transvestites with a certain type of terets where they yell only abotawa, abotawa ada, and abotawa amutherfuckinda. So he was very ugly and fat like a moose. His momma was built like a brick shit house however, so she hopped onto her awesome bad ass tank and rode off into the sunset.
Toronto Story #3
Once there were two girls named Alice and Jenika. They were crazy. They liked to go to parties and act like they were on acid. One day they met an elf with a very silly name. His name was Mr. Cock-Spud and he liked to dress in drag to go find the dead body in the car. It was a hot summer day and the he/she was sweating like a disgusting monkey's ass. Jenika was there to help him right away. Then this Police officer came and put a tether around her foot. She was then used as a tether ball. She ran abooot for a while yelling "Fucking Hell!" before sitting down and having a long talk with a cow. The cow was big and ugly and looked like Alice, except it was a nice cow. It talked and liked to jump over the moon. But it would only talk to itself. It didn't matter because it was happy. After killing everyone in the city, she ran away and joined an african tribe. Everyone lived happily ever after!
Toronto Story #4
It was 1776, July 4th. Everyone including Alice, Megan, Zack, Craig, Caitlin, Emma, and Jenika were all smoking shrubs. Caitlin said "This is some interesting shit." The whole group started laughing uncontrollably. Then Emma replied "Craig, FUCKING YOURSELF!!!" And a million flying weasels came out of the sky and tried to rape a painted monkey named Ahab. The monkey got paint all over him and all the people on the street yelled "Monkey raper!" and threw giant boogers at everyone involved. No one was ever happy again until everyone said What the fuck 3 times a day. Then Jenika said "That is the coolest way to kick off the summer." The rest of the group agreed that fucking was good. After that they left the park and went to hell. There they met Satan and his army of winged eyeballs. But all they could do was run in circles and bitch t turds about sexuality so they decideed to import large quantities of cockatoos to eat. The end.
Our Silly Stupid Poem
A Hemoglobin filled disk is a red blood cell
If you think it has DNA you're going to hell
I never was very good at science
I killed all my teachers with noncompliance
They all screamed in pain
And I laughed in vain
Red is the color of the bull
Oh boy, am I full
The sky falls down onto the ground
While the people scatter all around
I pick up the sky and put it to bed
The moon is a leper inside my head
Begging for a sacred touch
A rag or a dagger isn't too much
A tank or a cannon is too much though
We don't really need to go that far, yo.
My head hurts for some reason unknown to me
And AGAIN I changed the subject, it was Jenika, not me
Hope no one has to go pee
Because I will charge a fee
I am having fun
Glad no one has a gun!
Life is gliding slowly by
Do you wish it was like apple pie?
Death is coming, you're going to die
Isn't that happy like a stick in the eye
More like a pick ax I'm sure.
Me thinks mine ears like such things,
Though they are meant to be pure
And untresspassed by a dude named Will.
