Richard ranting about Dr. Suess
The Sailor Chaos: 11 min
Palina27: until the earth blows up?
The Sailor Chaos: untill my cat attacks
Palina27: ...?
Palina27: !
The Sailor Chaos: Well I could say before Doctor Suess takes over the woirld but I don't think he's ready to yet
Palina27: but he's like...dead and stuff
The Sailor Chaos: I'm still working on an Anti-Suess book that will cure all from the plauge of his brainwashing! Then they will all praise me and make me The KING OF THE WORLD MUWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Palina27: aaaaahhhhhhhh.....and mike thinks I'M crazy
The Sailor Chaos: Dr. Suess is not dead. That ois what "They" want you to believe.
Palina27: oh, right. got it.
The Sailor Chaos: he is merely biding his time and plotting. He perhaps knows my everymove and if I don't hurry he'll send his assasins after me. If you get a letter in the mail from Suess don't open it. It'll make you try to kill me.
Palina27: hey, i have willpower!
The Sailor Chaos: its total brainwashing you'ld be a zombie just like everyone else. No one is safe!
The Sailor Chaos: except for people living in India
The Sailor Chaos: And Africa of course
Palina27: what about belize?
The Sailor Chaos: No Belize has already succumbed
The Sailor Chaos: The Chicita banana helped with that
Palina27: you psychopath
The Sailor Chaos: WHAT?
The Sailor Chaos: YOU think I"M a PSYCHOPATH?
The Sailor Chaos: You're probably right
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