does anyone know what's going on?
Palina27: hmm...you need some amphetamines.
drainawaymdixm: I truly do.
Palina27: my friends are watching queer as folk.
Palina27: i just heard my best friend's voice from the other room..."you know what i'd do to get him down, i'd take his legs and go like this."
Palina27: "no! push him backwards!"
Palina27: "alright, now get down."
Palina27: "this is not the appropriate place for that kind of hug. get off the ledge, oh my god!"
drainawaymdixm: Oh my.
Palina27: "shoo, evil lesbian bitch."
Palina27: "now you're going all hormonal. come back later."
Palina27: "i hate children."
Palina27: "thank you for the sperm, now fuck off."
Palina27: "and the drugs kick in!"
Palina27: "come on. slip it on my dick."
Palina27: "yeah, you don't have a big cock up your asshole!"
Palina27: "that looks uncomfortable."
Palina27: "put your legs down."
Palina27: "stop it!"
Palina27: they seem to think talking to the characters will make them listen. they can't hear you, guys.
Palina27: "he's so cute! i want him as a pet!"
Palina27: holly is now standing behing me with her arms draped over me reaching at the computer going "iiiinternet...INTERNET!"
drainawaymdixm: eek!
Palina27: now she's chewing on my head and saying "braaaains."
drainawaymdixm: That's cause zombies are awesome.
Palina27: and now, now megan and holly are surrounding me chanting "cunnilingus and braaains....i'm a zombie sex kitten!"
drainawaymdixm: yay!
Palina27: my friends are so....so damned normal.
Palina27: "strong...thrusting...horsepower!"
Palina27: they're watching queer as folk again.
drainawaymdixm: hazaah.
Palina27: "well theoretically though...shouldn't his penis...be *larger* than a broom handle?"
Palina27: "that's unhealthy. you know you didn't use protection that last time in the shower."
Palina27: "fuck me! fuck me now!"
drainawaymdixm: hmm..
Palina27: "maybe *that's* what i need to do with mike."
Palina27: "run away, little gay boy, run awaaay."
Palina27: "no! he has to go to the gay bar and fuck boys!"
Palina27: "we need to find a way to bottle him and carry him around with us."
Palina27: "just don't fuck any girls!" "don't be a pussy!"
Palina27: "uh oh! those aren't your underwear. those aren't even girls' underwear, oh my god, you're not wearing girls' underwear are you?!"
Palina27: "this one isn't as fun, where's the gay sex?"
Palina27: "i don't care about fat people, i want gay sex!"
Palina27: "i'm offended, i'm offended!!!"
Palina27: "shut up, they don't count." "you're the rainbow pope."
Palina27: "hooray for gay sex, come on guys, chop chop then!"
Palina27: "you need to fuck justin. go. do it."
Palina27: "stop being lesbians! go away!"
Palina27: "boobies, i've seen boobies, i have boobies, i don't need to see them!"
Palina27: "we understand...yes...jerking him off, yes, let's see it. less angst, more fucking. god, isn't that the story of my life?"
Palina27: sounds like holly's having some problems.
drainawaymdixm: hmm...
Palina27: okay, i'm bored. i'm going to sign off.
drainawaymdixm: Talk with you later.
Palina27: bi
jernal.
